Replace Hulk in these fights!!

Then you would have to prove that Logan would've been hit far away- I know Hulk outweighs him, but Rulk is the guy who brawls with gods etc. Even if Hulk weighed 10tons (he doesn't), Rulk would've knocked him far away if he used the kind of fighting you describe.

Not to mention you'd have to prove Logan would be dazed when Hulk wasn't.

Originally posted by h1a8
He should have stated "fought" and not "fights".
He should have stated that they act out that particular comic fight exactly (like actors in a movie). Each remembers their script and exact order of actions.

Or maybe you should have used your brain?

Originally posted by h1a8
He should have stated "fought" and not "fights".
He should have stated that they act out that particular comic fight exactly (like actors in a movie). Each remembers their script and exact order of actions.

Fighting him like he fights Hulk is unclear. That could mean he chooses to go h2h instead of stay away and used long ranged attacks.

I literally said imagine their most famous fights with Hulk, only with Wolverine in my op.

Plus you asked a year or so ago and I explained.

PlUS I literally said fought instead of fights:

Their opponents all fight as they did when they fought Hulk,

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Then you would have to prove that Logan would've been hit far away- I know Hulk outweighs him, but Rulk is the guy who brawls with gods etc. Even if Hulk weighed 10tons (he doesn't), Rulk would've knocked him far away if he used the kind of fighting you describe.

Not to mention you'd have to prove Logan would be dazed when Hulk wasn't.

Rulk not hitting Hulk away is either
1. Stupid writing

Or

2. Rulk hitting Hulk less than with less than 10 tons of force. I heard thst an elite boxer can punch with over 700psi. That is over 4000lb of force (more than 20x the weight). Yet the struck opponent doesn't get hit far away.

Now I could be wrong about that figure as I haven't seen anyone measure Tysons or another elite boxer's punch

Hulk wasn't hit away, so either it was PIS or Rulk didn't want him to fly away.

In any case, Logan doesn't fly away here, as Rulk didn't punch Hulk away. There you go, question answered.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Hulk wasn't hit away, so either it was PIS or Rulk didn't want him to fly away.

In any case, Logan doesn't fly away here, as Rulk didn't punch Hulk away. There you go, question answered.

I gave the 2 possible reasons. You ignored them.

I said

1. Stupid writing

Or

2. Rulk hit Hulk with less than 10 tons of force.

I'm not going to assume stupid writing physics is the way things are going to get played out in a forum fight. I'm going to assume Logan flies far away just like the many many times he flew away in comics from being hit by a strong being.

Originally posted by h1a8
I gave the 2 possible reasons. You ignored them.

I said

1. Stupid writing

Or

2. Rulk hit Hulk with less than 10 tons of force.

I'm not going to assume stupid writing physics is the way things are going to get played out in a forum fight. I'm going to assume Logan flies far away just like the many many times he flew away in comics from being hit by a strong being.

I didn't ignore them.

I agreed with you,and said it was one of them (or both).

The mechanics may differ, but if it was present in the comic, it is present here. My thread, my rules - if you aren't a fan of them, then feel free not to post, lol.
If your assertion is that the fights that Hulk has is bad writing, then sure, that is one conclusion one could draw.

Cap probably fares pretty similarly unless the claws are somehow invisible to him. He’d generally need to block or dodge Hulk’s fists just like he would a claw strike, and iirc he uses a shield bash to the back of the skull/neck on both of them.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
I didn't ignore them.

I agreed with you,and said it was one of them (or both).

The mechanics may differ, but if it was present in the comic, it is present here. My thread, my rules - if you aren't a fan of them, then feel free not to post, lol.
If your assertion is that the fights that Hulk has is bad writing, then sure, that is one conclusion one could draw.

What's the purpose of the thread? Really? Is there some hidden objective? I honestly don't see the point of this thread or what truth it is trying to uncover.

For example, Logan punches Rulk or Thor in the eye with his claws. Now Rulk or Thor can't see. How in the hell do they continue the same way? Plus Logan is way shorter than Rulk. Not sure if his claws would even reach Rulk Head.

Basically I'm cool with whatever. Just tell me what interesting truth the thread is trying to uncover. You can pm me if it's meant to be a secret from some people.

How do any of them really win? They are just taking continuous stabs to the face. Honestly Cap has the best chance of a victory here and I dont think he can put Logan down. Maybe he has before, but I cant remember.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Ok, so we magically replace Hulk with Wolverine in each of Hulk's fights. Their opponents all fight as they did when they fought Hulk, i.e. if they traded blows with Hulk, they trade blows with Wolverine.

How far does Wolverine get, assuming his opponents all fight the way they do against Hulk? So they don't go intangible (if they can), or stay 2 miles away and spam energy blasts etc. Imagine their most famous fights with Hulk in your head, but now with Logan.

1. Captain America
2. Namor
3. Abomination
4. Thing
5. Rulk (not the latest hour of power version, but back when he could absorb powers; when Hulk was fighting him)
6. Thor (who isn't staying on the other side of the globe and spamming lightning strikes etc, but is fighting like usual, up close and personal. No, against Nul isn't normal).
7. WWH Sentry

I'd put Gladiator but....he's been stabbed.

Where does Logan stop?

Logan had to stab Hulk in the throat over and over again, they all win.

They weren't stabs, they were cuts.

But you never could tell the difference - because your intellect is comparable with that of carver.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
They weren't stabs, they were cuts.

But you never could tell the difference - because your intellect is comparable with that of carver.

That just proves he couldn't stab him.

Everyone still wins.

No, it just proves you're an idiot.

As if we needed any more confirmation.

PS. You have six different types of cancer.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
No, it just proves you're an idiot.

As if we needed any more confirmation.

PS. You have six different types of cancer.

So why didn't Wolverine stab Hulk?

Because he couldn't, clearly. Scratches are the best he could do.

Because cuts from weapons that slice through anything are much more effective than stabs, duh.

Few scratches can't kill you, especially not when you have a beastly damage soak, a healing factor and a neck bigger than your sister's ass.

What does Hulk's durability have to do with this?

He has stabbed Namor et al plenty of times.

You needed 6 pages in order to explain things for h1.

Now you're gonna need 600 for cdtm.

Originally posted by h1a8
Adding stips well after the thread was created I see.
Characters feet are glued to the ground no matter how hard they are hit. Well then.

What's the purpose of the thread? Really? Is there some hidden objective? I honestly don't see the point of this thread or what truth it is trying to uncover.

For example, Logan punches Rulk or Thor in the eye with his claws. Now Rulk or Thor can't see. How in the hell do they continue the same way? Plus Logan is way shorter than Rulk. Not sure if his claws would even reach Rulk Head.

Basically I'm cool with whatever. Just tell me what interesting truth the thread is trying to uncover. You can pm me if it's meant to be a secret from some people.

Eh? I always did say that the fights are as depicted when they fought the Hulk; only, instead of the Hulk punching, it is Logan; instead of kicking Hulk, they kick Logan (if it happened).

Not sure how this is a 'new stip'.

I even clarified on page 2 of this thread, well within the limits as described in forum rules:

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Well...slugging with his claws lol.

Basically everyone's punching like it's a comic.

Only, instead of someone being punched by the Hulk, one is being punched by Logan with his claws extended fully.

As for the 'hidden truth'?

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Well....I mean.....Hulk has some of the best fight records in comics.

I want to see what happens if someone similar (massive damage output, HF, no flight or energy attacks or superspeed) can do in his shoes.

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Originally posted by DarkSaint85
What does Hulk's durability have to do with this?

He has stabbed Namor et al plenty of times.

PIS.

Logan himself said Hulk was too tough for his claws, and the best he did on Thor was to scratch his arms.