Can Thor and Thanos break The chains in UP and The Sky

Started by AlbertoJohnAvil13 pages

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
No amount of moderate exercise is going to do that.

And if you paid attention to that run, you'd know that Bendis intended resurrected Hawkeye to have some hidden powers.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Even if we ignore what Bendis had planned for Hawkeye (and we can do so, as Bendis forgets stuff and cancels his plan often)... it's still just a normal dude under a taxi.

Hawk is not even a peak human, if we use his sourcebooks bios. Athlete, yes. Peak human, no.

Let's assume he is peak. Let's assume the bow helped him somehow. It's still a superhuman feat, doing such stunt with one hand and no major injuries.

Bendis didn't have anything superhumans in mind.
The car was teetered not flat down.
The only weight he was contending with was the engine block.
The rest of the car would move in the opposite teetered position with its own weight.
Dude rapid fires a 250pd bow string. That engine block isn't shit. I used to watch an old man lift his out of a delta 88 every 3 months.

Those old Rocket V8s weigh like 600 pounds and your dad is a pussy with spina bifida. He couldn't even lift you as a baby which explains all the head drops.

😬

What's with all the parent lies since I came back? Step-moms posting on kid accounts while she's banging her son. Dads lifting 6 times his weight in engine blocks out of a car and just setting it on his coffee table.

Just makes me hate Anvil's dad. I'm sure he's not a bad guy; maybe a little lax on the discipline or heavy handed (depending on the brain damage) but Anvil makes me loathe him with his lies.

Unless he was just watching some old man work on cars while he was tied up. His captor was teaching him the finer points of engine lifting while he fed him catfood on the garage floor.

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

shut your mouth bran, I miss you bro

not gonna read all that

Originally posted by AlbertoJohnAvil
Bendis didn't have anything superhumans in mind.
The car was teetered not flat down.
The only weight he was contending with was the engine block.
The rest of the car would move in the opposite teetered position with its own weight.
Dude rapid fires a 250pd bow string. That engine block isn't shit. I used to watch an old man lift his out of a delta 88 every 3 months.

Have you ever used a bow or did you break your fragile fingers on the pull?