Superman vs Thor and Silver Surfer

Started by Diesldude23 pages

Originally posted by -Pr-
Okay, so we're all very wealthy boat/car owners with many scantily-clad women at our beck and call...

Can we get back to talking about ****ing comics now?

sorry pr just saw this.

Originally posted by -Pr-
Okay, so we're all very wealthy boat/car owners with many scantily-clad women at our beck and call...

Can we get back to talking about ****ing comics now?

What the hell are you on? This is the boat channel now.

Originally posted by JBL
Lol, Brolyblack put up a photo of some random Internet boat with 7 views that gave him away. He probably would try trawling off the coast of miami in his 12 foot leaky rowboat. Hopefully he snag a 20 foot Great White as I sail by filming the outcome.

I hosted he image pub locally and people here clicked on it which gabe it views. It’s like you are pretending to be stupid at this point

*hosted the image publicly

Also if it was some random image on the internet why did I babe a poured of paper on the dash sayings “hey JBL **** you.”🤣

Try explaining that away. Also it’s to late to change your story now👆

Stop lying and get back on topic like PR said. Superman gets destroyed.

Originally posted by JBL
Stop lying and get back on topic like PR said. Superman gets destroyed.

Superman shit stomps you and your fan club

Originally posted by JBL
Stop lying and get back on topic like PR said. Superman gets destroyed.

Now the troll wants to get back on topic after being made to look like a fool.
Superman punches Thor and SS through Jbl’s imaginary boat.

Originally posted by JBL
There are PLENTY of characters stronger than superman. There are PLENTY of characters just as strong as Superman. Those chains were not unbreakable because that character said so. They got broken didn't they? Your star weight theory is wrong. Pulling stars across space does not make those chains anything special. Chains were used to haul planets across space. Were they unbreakable? I have a chain that can haul 5 tractors across state. But I bet any two tractors could break that chain, hell my truck can break it.
Give me a quantifiable feat that is above that feat.
Remember, the stars were hauled at massively FTL speeds. Your trailer wasn't.
Note: The chains were not unbreakable. No one has ever argued such.

Originally posted by h1a8
Give me a quantifiable feat that is above that feat.
Remember, the stars were hauled at massively FTL speeds. Your trailer wasn't.
Note: The chains were not unbreakable. No one has ever argued such.

Show me the stars being hauled.

Okay, the lid has to be closed on this casket.

1. Does anyone recall the time that the Surfer had a run-in with the aptly named Runner? In their brief battle the Runner is seen keeping pace with the Surfer. On that end they were tied, but things changed rather quickly when the Runner let his fists loose, which the Surfer had no answer for. This is what would happen if he met Superman.

2. Gladiator jobbed to Thor. The only way that either of them would ever land a blow, is if either had a way of manipulating time. If not how do they not wind up being two punching bags?

3. Superman has extensive knowledge of the human anatomy. This was seen in Superman Year One when he dialed his abilities down and systematically used this knowledge to tag his sparring partners nerves. This tactic ultimately destroyed his opponents mobility leaving him unable defend himself. Clark had joined the military if any are in need of a reference. Why wouldn't he be able to do this to these guys?

4. Sure they have the power output, but they lack speed, and as I mentioned, if they are unable to manipulate time, they'll be late to react to a guy capable of throwing over 3,000 punches in 10 seconds. Just remember how well the Surfer dealt with the Runner, and the full truth will dawn on you. Just remember what would've happened to Thor when he was faced by Gladiator from an alternate time line. If Reed wasn't there, his chances of defeating Gladiator was slim to none, as Gladiator was simply too fast.

Just deal with the truth. It'll set you free.

Originally posted by Stoic
Okay, the lid has to be closed on this casket.

1. Does anyone recall the time that the Surfer had a run-in with the aptly named Runner? In their brief battle the Runner is seen keeping pace with the Surfer. On that end they were tied, but things changed rather quickly when the Runner let his fists loose, which the Surfer had no answer for. This is what would happen if he met Superman.

2. Gladiator jobbed to Thor. The only way that either of them would ever land a blow, is if either had a way of manipulating time. If not how do they not wind up being two punching bags?

3. Superman has extensive knowledge of the human anatomy. This was seen in Superman Year One when he dialed his abilities down and systematically used this knowledge to tag his sparring partners nerves. This tactic ultimately destroyed his opponents mobility leaving him unable defend himself. Clark had joined the military if any are in need of a reference. Why wouldn't he be able to do this to these guys?

4. Sure they have the power output, but they lack speed, and as I mentioned, if they are unable to manipulate time, they'll be late to react to a guy capable of throwing over 3,000 punches in 10 seconds. Just remember how well the Surfer dealt with the Runner, and the full truth will dawn on you. Just remember what would've happened to Thor when he was faced by Gladiator from an alternate time line. If Reed wasn't there, his chaces of defeating Gladiator was slim, as Gladiator was simply too fast.

Just deal with the truth. It'll set you free.

;up: good stuff Stoic.

Originally posted by h1a8
Give me a quantifiable feat that is above that feat.
Remember, the stars were hauled at massively FTL speeds. Your trailer wasn't.
Note: The chains were not unbreakable. No one has ever argued such.
How many stars were being hauled? 1? 2? 10? Now of course you are going to pick 10 without any proof whatsoever. Like Carver said, show the stars being hauled so that we can verify the numbers.

You have never shown any proof of anything, in your entire career here as a junior you haven’t posted a single shred of proof about anything whatsoever

Originally posted by JBL
How many stars were being hauled? 1? 2? 10? Now of course you are going to pick 10 without any proof whatsoever. Like Carver said, show the stars being hauled so that we can verify the numbers.

JBL, it's not the stars and chains that become the issue. Superman is plenty strong, and plenty fast. These are the issues. Imagine Superman grabbing Thor the way that Death Seed Sentry did, flying away with him while unleashing a barrage of over 3,000 super speed punches in less than 10 seconds, mixed with doses of freezing breath, and heat vision and doing all of this before the Surfer can react to it. You do recall the Surfer vs the Runner right? Superman is just too fast. Even if we were to imagine that Thor was as strong as him, imagine Thor taking over 3,000 of his own punches to the face?

I'm not the one making the claim. I don't have to prove anything.

Originally posted by Stoic
JBL, it's not the stars and chains that become the issue. Superman is plenty strong, and plenty fast. These are the issues. Imagine Superman grabbing Thor the way that Death Seed Sentry did, flying away with him while unleashing a barrage of over 3,000 super speed punches in less than 10 seconds, mixed with doses of freezing breath, and heat vision and doing all of this before the Surfer can react to it. You do recall the Surfer vs the Runner right? Superman is just too fast. Even if we were to imagine that Thor was as strong as him, imagine Thor taking over 3,000 of his own punches to the face?
I understand what you're saying, but Thor has fought a speeding Hermes, now the equivalent DC Hermes has dropped both Superman and flash using speed, yet Thor snatched Hermes off his chariot and perceived Hermes in the hospital where no one else could and superhumans were there. He then caught Hermes who was speeding through Olympus. There are supporting scans for both sides.

Originally posted by JBL
I'm not the one making the claim. I don't have to prove anything.

You have never proved anything in 5 years👆

I don't have to prove anything, people know when you superman fans are lying.

You have no proof to back up anything you say, ever.

Originally posted by JBL
I understand what you're saying, but Thor has fought a speeding Hermes, now the equivalent DC Hermes has dropped both Superman and flash using speed, yet Thor snatched Hermes off his chariot and perceived Hermes in the hospital where no one else could and superhumans were there. He then caught Hermes who was speeding through Olympus. There are supporting scans for both sides.

Post the scans and prove it