White Supremacists try to kidnap the Governor of Michigan

Started by Old Man Whirly!13 pages

White Supremacists try to kidnap the Governor of Michigan

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-michigan-whitmer/thirteen-arrested-in-plots-to-kidnap-michigan-governor-incite-unrest-idUSKBN26T2ZF

(Reuters) - Thirteen people, including seven men associated with the Wolverine Watchmen militia group, have been arrested in alleged plots to kidnap the Michigan governor and attack the state capitol building, prosecutors said on Thursday.

Meh, it's 2020.

now where could they have gotten an idea like that? hmmm....

lol

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
now where could they have gotten an idea like that? hmmm....

"Wolverine Watchmen"... Time to stop reading comics Kyle Ri... I mean Walter Mitty's

What a bunch of doofs

Originally posted by Quincy
What a bunch of doofs
What pray tell be eth "a doof" Quince?

Re: White Supremacists try to kidnap the Governor of Michigan

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
the Wolverine Watchmen militia group,

Without looking, I can already guess what they look like.

They will invariably include the following

Several bad facial hair types eg neckbeards and goatees
Eyes too close together or too far apart
China too wide or too narrow
Wonky noses.

Generally a fantastic menagerie of inbred, redneck inceldom.

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
What pray tell be eth "a doof" Quince?
I don't know who cares, they're doofs

Originally posted by Quincy
What a bunch of doofs

that's something that you call a puppy after it bonks it's head on something. you don't call terrorists "doofs"

Originally posted by Quincy
I don't know who cares, they're doofs
Oh yes, we know who they are!
Originally posted by Quincy
I don't know who cares, they're doofs
Originally posted by Bashar Teg
that's something that you call a puppy after it bonks it's head on something. you don't call terrorists "doofs"
I like the word "doof" I am using it on the wife now, she doesn't know it either and has asked me what it meant, I replied you. 🙂 Should be a fun hour! 👆

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
that's something that you call a puppy after it bonks it's head on something. you don't call terrorists "doofs"

All terrorists are doofs but not all doofs are terrorists. Like a square rectangle thing

Doof u

Doof me

Doofus

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
that's something that you call a puppy after it bonks it's head on something. you don't call terrorists "doofs"

We call them Wolverine Watchmen, they sound like a group of man babies taking their name from a comic character.

Dangerous man babies.

Originally posted by jaden_2.0
Without looking, I can already guess what they look like.

They will invariably include the following

Several bad facial hair types eg neckbeards and goatees
Eyes too close together or too far apart
China too wide or too narrow
Wonky noses.

Generally a fantastic menagerie of inbred, redneck inceldom.

I can't see the phrase "Wolverine Watchmen" without thinking of an army of hairy canadian midgets with claws and bad attitudes.

Originally posted by Surtur
I can't see the phrase "Wolverine Watchmen" without thinking of an army of hairy canadian midgets with claws and bad attitudes.
Dressed as Owlman.

Originally posted by jaden_2.0
Without looking, I can already guess what they look like.

They will invariably include the following

Several bad facial hair types eg neckbeards and goatees
Eyes too close together or too far apart
China too wide or too narrow
Wonky noses.

Generally a fantastic menagerie of inbred, redneck inceldom.

😂

edit: Found two more winners

two dudes in the middle have huge heads compared to the others am the only one seeing this

Originally posted by Surtur
two dudes in the middle have huge heads compared to the others am the only one seeing this

Stop mocking your own people, surt.

Why that dudes ear lobes so low