Surfer & Thor vs Apocalypse & Magneto · Comic Book 'Versus' Forum

MrMind Senior Member

Surfer & Thor vs Apocalypse & Magneto

who wins

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abhilegend Prince of All Saiyans

Team 1, easily.

MrMind Senior Member

Originally posted by abhilegend
Team 1, easily.

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StiltmanFTW CBvF

Team 2, easily.

MrMind Senior Member

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Team 2, easily.

nice, you are gonna make abhi defend surfer and thor for the first time, history in the making

StiltmanFTW CBvF

Surfer and Thor are the biggest pussies in the Marvel Universe.

They would get shitstomped by Night Trasher and Prowler.

Apoc and Mags would slaughter hundreds of those morons.

DarkSaint85 Bonified abstract

Apocalypse:. Mjolnir, you have served me faithfully in the past, surely you can see I am a better match?

Magneto: Come on....this guy is literally made of metal!

MrMind Senior Member

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Magneto: Come on....this guy is literally made of metal!

who? Thor?

the hammer is magical in nature, magneto can affect it to an extent but not fully control it

krisblaze Senior Member

Originally posted by MrMind
who? Thor?

He's got mettle, something different entirely 😄

StiltmanFTW CBvF

Originally posted by MrMind
who? Thor?

Galactic Glaze is just a metal. Surfer gets crushed.

Originally posted by MrMind

the hammer is magical in nature, magneto can affect it to an extent but not fully control it

He sent Thor flying just fine in the past.

abhilegend Prince of All Saiyans

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Surfer and Thor are the biggest pussies in the Marvel Universe.
They would get shitstomped by Night Trasher and Prowler.
Apoc and Mags would slaughter hundreds of those morons.

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You convinced me.

MrMind Senior Member

Originally posted by abhilegend
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You convinced me.

ohhhh you suckkkkkkkkk

MrMind Senior Member

bump

StiltmanFTW CBvF

Nur and Erik destroy those pussies.

MrMind Senior Member

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Nur and Erik destroy those pussies.

care to actually debate me stilt? im soooo bored

I'll rep surfer and thor

power cosmic with mjolnir shit on dirty mutants

Philosophía "The devil made me do it"

Team 2 unironically.

MrMind Senior Member

Originally posted by Philosophía
Team 2 unironically.

never dude, surfer trumps them in versatility, thor trumps them in power and esoteric abilities

Philosophía "The devil made me do it"

Apocalypse can literally hold Thor down and rape him while Magneto shapes Surfer's metallic form into a dildo.

MrMind Senior Member

Originally posted by Philosophía
Apocalypse can literally hold Thor down and rape him while Magneto shapes Surfer's metallic form into a dildo.

what's up with you and all the male on male rape fantasy

surfer creates black holes in their brain

Philosophía "The devil made me do it"

Originally posted by MrMind
what's up with you and all the male on male rape fantasy
surfer creates black holes in their brain

Thor has been raped more times than Surfer has created a black hole in a brain, which is zero.

Magneto brings a random meteor from space to KO Surfer then creates a wormhole behind Surfer's ass.

Apocalypse proceeds to shapeshift a double dick through the wormhole and do a simultaneous rape combo on the two from the opposing team as Erik rambles on nonsensically about mutants.