Originally posted by Philosoph铆a
lol, either Magneto or Apocalypse solo. Easily.Magneto can take control of Mjolnir, as he has already done, and bash his head in, or impale him like the warm butter god that he is. He could easily shut his brain down, or choke him with particles, as Thor loves a good throat f ucking. Maybe Magneto will twist the EM Spectrum towards Green, since that's the way Odinson likes it.
Then he'd casually depower Surfer for the n-th time it has happened, beat him with his own metallic board, cut him into pieces and then go on about his day. Magneto at some point might give him his power back and say "Watch this" as he starts physically beating the shit out of the Thing-level when amped to shit Surfer, just to prove a point.
Apocalypse, being bored to shit, pleads for Magneto to stop wiping the floor with them so badly, and Magnus, out of pity gives, Thor back his Mjolnir, heals his broken body by manipulating his blood, and gives Surfer back the starlight that gives him his powers.
En-Sabah then starts beating the shit out of both of them, breaking Thor's spine within two hits and then just taking his time tanking the weakling blasts that Surfer throws until he falls exhausted to the floor and just before Apocalypse is about to finish it Magneto comes back, because he is a spiteful c unt, and drops a meteor on top of Surfer to KO him again, with ease.
GG ez.
Thread should be Magneto vs Apocalypse vs Silver Surfer [w/all the other heralds] and Thor [Odinforce] to make it fair.
Basically you described what happened to Rage's soul. Both for his girl and how Marvel treated Thor.