The relationship thread.

Who are you, Klaw?

Originally posted by Klaw
Men are pathetic.

Any man who grovels to a Woman, is a Simp, period.

The Men of KMC.

How to Raise a Simp.

Is this your new coping method for your loneliness? 'I'm the sane one and everybody who is in a relationship is the mad one.' It's obvious to the rest of us BTW, you're fooling absolutely nobody, probably not even yourself.

Are you picking up Cuckold Simulator with the sale that's going on?

20% off.

Originally posted by Klaw
Are you picking up Cuckold Simulator with the sale that's going on?

20% off.

I guess I'd need some kind of cuck simulator since I'm not one in real life. How are the lonely crywanks going?

I would've done the same thing.

It would've depended on what she looked like in my case.

Not giving away my fries for some ugly chick that's for sure.

Blakey would probably jump at the chance though lol.

I might have done the same thing as that fictitious guy in that fictitious story myself. What's even funnier is that Klaw doesn't even know that that whole 'Virginity Protected' thing is a joke aimed at virgins who lack social skills. Too funny. 😆

I would never give my fries to that whore.

Based on the story, you can bet she uses guys for money and food.

Like the girls who go on first dates for a free night out.

LOL! It's not even a true story, do you not get that? It's a joke aimed at people like you, if she only wanted him for his fries then how did he protect his virginity if he was never in danger of losing it in the first place? You and idiots like you are the butt of jokes like this and you don't even notice. It's okay that you're an idiot, to quote Caddyshack; 'The world needs ditch diggers too.'

samhain, how many free night outs have Women gotten out of you?

>A girl tried to flirt with me.

>I had $8 in my pocket so she was obviously after that.

>I screamed at her to fvck off.

>I later laughed as I ate my store bought sandwich and loaded up my copy of John Wick 2.

>Virginity protected!

See?

Originally posted by Klaw
samhain, how many free night outs have Women gotten out of you?

Zero. See I know how to act with women, while I've bought a girl a drink, no girl gets a free night out. The fact that you even asked that question shows how little you grasp of relationships.

I hope that girl bought you a drink right back.

Originally posted by Klaw
I hope that girl bought you a drink right back.

Of course she did.

Originally posted by samhain
See I know how to act with women

I'm not giving my money, and time, and energy to a Woman and/or a relationship.