The relationship thread.

My boyfriend took me to a local restaurant and paid for me

Originally posted by Blakemore
A tribute to klaw.

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Weird Al is amazing.

At least you’re a good sport.

Originally posted by Blakemore
At least you’re a good sport.

focus on yourself King.

Originally posted by Darth Thor
Dont always take advice from women. They say one thing but respond to the opposite themselves.

A coffee place is nice and chillaxed for a first date.

A bold statement which I agree with.

I also think a coffee date is a nice low pressure time to get to know someone.

Honestly, it’s a bit of a cliche, it’s better to have something in common and simply walk and talk in a park or a town centre. If you come across a coffee shop, or a takeaway place, then it comes across as spontaneous and fun. “Oh my god, you like this place too?” Get it?

To everyone: would you date someone who does onlyfans?

Yeah.

I wouldn't be opposed to it specifically, but as with most things it depends on how it manifests itself. Like if they go around with a serious chip on their shoulder or are constantly going on about their content, then that person is unlikely to be good relationship material.

Originally posted by Klaw
A bold statement which I agree with.

I also think a coffee date is a nice low pressure time to get to know someone.

Ya sure if you want hot liquid thrown on your face!

^

Originally posted by rudester
Ya sure if you want hot liquid thrown on your face!

Dont think he was planing on calling her a whore. Though you never know with Klaw.

If you don’t like looking at whores, just squirt bleach in your eyes.

You may go blind, though.

Knock on my door and ask me to go stay at the Marriott for a transition out of this hellswamp or no cold-fusion and no tetragrammaton Shem HaMephorash coordinates to fill in my Newtonian Fractal Matrix UFT.

If you aren't the ideal woman, 👎 no Marriot and no Coords and no fusion that lasts longer than 30-1 hr

And before you even try it yeah yeah I know

"We don't negotiate with terrorists"
&
"Beggars can't be choosers"
&&
"Only a shit deals in absolutes"

Try to come up with a more creative retort than these as an excuse for my current predicament I can always hop on a train and bounce your stupid local radar

And if your lucky I won't bounce out of town with one of your boys as a convert ya hypocritical impersonators

I need an extraction wife on-site

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