Originally posted by Philosophía
I'll be honest -- I never understand the 'speed equalized' threads. What does it mean, exactly, that Thor becomes as fast as Superman? I have this awesome mental image of Thor using Superman's superspeed, starting to use his attacks and... they're not moving. They're all frozen in time. So him and Superman just have a staring contest for a few years before a storm is finally forming in the sky. Unless they start punching each other which, well, we know how that ends up.That Superman becomes as slow as Thor? For the latter -- it essentially removes any manuverability or dodging feats of Superman's besides 'pure durability'. You can essentially argue that Superman HAS to take everything, because you cannot use any feat of him using defensive maneuvers. Or what, Superman has to use Thor's speed showings since it's equalized at his level? That would be hilarious.
That would be pretty hilarious if it's Thor is as fast as Superman and he doesn't realize how slow his exotic attacks are by comparison until a few relative seconds after attempting to attack Supes.
Originally posted by leonidasI was responding to H1’s post above yours.
Skill? Who said anything about skill? Thor just has more exotic options. In character he still loses because he’s generally an idiot who would slug it out. Speed equal and removing character I’ll take Thor and would happily bz anyone who thinks differently with the speed stip in place. 👆
Originally posted by Delta1938
That would be pretty hilarious if it's Thor is as fast as Superman and he doesn't realize how slow his exotic attacks are by comparison until a few relative seconds after attempting to attack Supes.
So How did you miss him dodging the beams of light point blank from the collectors ship in space in Unworthy? You know...without mjolnir?...
Originally posted by AlbertoJohnAvil
Thor is AS fast as Superman with or without Mjolnir, he doesn't need it it to be equalized is my point. I brought up the feat for a reason.
😆 If ignorance is bliss, you are in Heaven.
Originally posted by MrMind
Thor let Delta licks Kal's shitpie after raping Kal, the gape can echo the entire cosmo
Drunk or tweaked out, or both?
Originally posted by AlbertoJohnAvil
Calls me ignorant and is the same guy that act like 90 percent of supes fights aren't hay makers and attempting to overpower his opponent instead if using one of his many more useful powers. 😂
And this shows how incompetent you are. Just like when you thought I was arguing someone winning when I was giving background in ALE. Or you thinking I said something about Carter's son. That was akin to not understanding 2+2=4. Not an error on the math, outright can't understand it. But you don't know you don't understand it so you're so damn cocky oblivious to how bad you actually are.
Originally posted by MrMind
You should ask Superman that questionHe has to be inebriated to take the pain of mjolnir fuking him in the butt
These are really, really bad even by your standards. And your last few attempts at insults have really been a waste of time but for somereasonI decided to indulge your need for attention. I'm no longer enabling you. Goodbye.
Originally posted by Delta1938
And this shows how incompetent you are. Just like when you thought I was arguing someone winning when I was giving background in ALE. Or you thinking I said something about Carter's son. That was akin to not understanding 2+2=4. Not an error on the math, outright can't understand it. But you don't know you don't understand it so you're so damn cocky oblivious to how bad you actually are.These are really, really bad even by your standards. And your last few attempts at insults have really been a waste of time but for somereasonI decided to indulge your need for attention. I'm no longer enabling you. Goodbye.
I like you didn't disagree with what I just said. 😂 You KNOW i'm right.
Originally posted by AlbertoJohnAvil
I like you didn't disagree with what I just said. 😂 You KNOW i'm right.
You're right because you have autistic arguments? That same logic applies to Thor. The fact is Superman's relevant speed feats are much better. Thor dodging a point blank energy blast is dwarfed by an early Post-CRISIS feat. You can do all the mental gymnastics you want, doesn't change reality.