Post Crisis Superman vs 616 Thor

Started by Philosophía3 pages

Originally posted by MrMind
Thor godblast Superman to kingdom come

Or just lights up a gas station

Superman has no aoe attacks

Superman uses his super-voice to scream into Thor's ears as he's clapping those asgardian cheeks.

Odinson busts his eardrums and faints just before climax.

Superman is way stronger. The strength difference is bigger than between the hulk and a cockroach.

Originally posted by Diesldude
Superman is way stronger. The strength difference is bigger than between the hulk and a cockroach.
So not that big.

Originally posted by Philosophía
Superman uses his super-voice to scream into Thor's ears as he's clapping those asgardian cheeks.

Odinson busts his eardrums and faints just before climax.

Superman simultaneously goes soft and shit himself when I whisper to his ear

“Thor‘s father is Odin”

Originally posted by Adam Grimes
So not that big.
my bad long day, I undersold the difference.

Thor drains all the thunder out of Superman.

Stips being what they are, this would be a decent fight, but Superman would win. There is no other character in comics that has his record of being the last man standing. Superman has the strength advantage, durability advantage, heat vision that he can dial up and down in terms of intensity, he nealy always remains calm while in combat. But back to that heat vision. What stops him from temp blinding Thor from the onset and punching the shit out of him?

Originally posted by Delta1938
You're right because you have autistic arguments? That same logic applies to Thor. The fact is Superman's relevant speed feats are much better. Thor dodging a point blank energy blast is dwarfed by an early Post-CRISIS feat. You can do all the mental gymnastics you want, doesn't change reality.

You realize classic Thor got feats of crossing whole ass galaxies in seconds bruh. Like stop it. Thor also goes toe to toe with Gladiator who has a recent speed feat better than all of supes current shit. Same for surfer. You're the one out here just throwing shit at a wall and praying it stick

Originally posted by AlbertoJohnAvil
You realize classic Thor got feats of crossing whole ass galaxies in seconds bruh. Like stop it. Thor also goes toe to toe with Gladiator who has a recent speed feat better than all of supes current shit. Same for surfer. You're the one out here just throwing shit at a wall and praying it stick

The irony of what you're doing. And the hypocrisy. Are you really this stupid to say a speed feat as complex as fixing the Moon isn't a combat speed feat but flying across a galaxy is? Yes, yes you're that stupid.

Superman has actual fighting skills, Thor is just a mindless berserker.

Thor

Speed equalized can have different results depending on the speed both characters are operating at? If both are at Superman level speeds then Superman wins. If both are operating at Thor level speed then its much closer.