After the luvvy dovey, the big goodbye.

Well, I was thinking about how people end relationships and a combination of something I heard on the radio and an episode of the Simpsons from last night.
So, anyone got any humdingers for ending a relationship? Here's some I got from the Simpson, the radio, TV and a couple I've had personally.

* Welcome to Dumpsville, population You! (H.J.Simpson)
* I am Gay. (H.J.Simpson)
* You are the weakest link, goodbye. (via phone text!!)
* Well I haven't seen you for 2 months and I don't miss you. (Miss C.Firmin)
* I feel I'm too old for you. (Miss D. Rattcliffe age 21 to Moi age 20)
* But you said we could see other people! (anon)
* We were on a break! (Ross gellar, Friends)
* Never call mne again! (via phone text!!)
* I'm living with your brother now (anon)

Any more, for any more....😉

How about: "Hi, I'm back and I'll stay here forever and ever and ever."

Um, don't think you quite got it, or maybe you did but that's another story.

Welcome back dosn't have much leaving in it does it? Kinda negates the point...

Have a good life. (Then ride off into the sunset)

I normally got that just asking for a date!!!

Well use one of my oldies: Shut the door when you leave.

Slightly alter form of fint's...

"Don't let the door hit cha in the ass on the way out.."

Hmmm, shades of...

Here's a few from when I was in high school(I've only had 1 girlfriend in college, we are still together):

- When you and broke had sex that pretty much ended us right?

- I used to like you.

- So you're telling me you need to grow up more in order to be with me?

- When I get drunk I tend to sing songs to attractive girls, nothing against you personally

-Lately you've been very distant...and anoying. Plus you boss me so I'm going to have to...please stop crying.

- Guri speak freely with me: "You're attracted to this woman Leia." So.... "Such attraction can lead to bad judgement." HAHAHA...we'll see who wins in the end.

Or: "How much do you charge for these past couple of (years/months/weeks)" while getting out your wallet.

In my first line the guys name was Brock. My second girlfriend had sex with a guy named Brock. I was a sophmore, she was a junior he was a senior.🙁

Hehehehe, pretty good one, Xiz.

Well, I guess that coveres all the major food groups apart from Freshman.

(Sorry, Buffy reference.)

You're excused.

Oh thankyou, thankyou, thankyou, thankyou, thankyou, thankyou, thankyou!!!

You're........ welcome?

I heard that.

I don't sense anything.

Well, weak with the Force are you....

I guess so... *slumps and walks off in disappointment*