After the luvvy dovey, the big goodbye.

finti is the only one here with a real sense of humour. 😂

Yeah..that was okay..but a little..typical.

I prefer the Jerry Springer/white trash version..

Yes, you're good, but your mother's better 😈
*note, that can go from bad to worse depending on whether the boyfriend or the girlfriend says it*

Speaking from experience????😂

Jerry Springer style? Is that just saying: "Yo a ho"!"

Nah that sounds like Rikki Lake the talk show for morons .
Hmm new lines "Talking to you babe is like shoveling snow on a rainy day." or "The more I see you the more I like dogs."

"I was happier when I was shovelling @#%$ in the slaughterhouse."

"I've had a better time with a happy meal" 😂

"Even the toy moved more than you do."

"I'm just not into necrophilia, sweetheart." 😂

"Cold, I don't mind. But this is ridiculous."

out off batteries again?
Do you have your period every day of the month?
😂

Jeezzz, this certainly took a turn...

Nah, didn't like that one very much, RC. I don't think it'll work.

As for finti: 😂

I think we have enough to write a book now. 😛

A manual. 😂

This could become as big a seller as "Handbook for the recently deceased" in Beetlejuice. 😂 😂

Doubt it. There are more deceased people then there are alive. 😂

Good point. Well, RC, what else can we help you with now ? 😈

Let's see. We've handled the separation tips, the wedding preparations are proceeding as planned, we have made him evil and caused him to go off-topic, hmmmm. Looks like we're almost finished. 😂

What could we possibly do for an encore ? 🤣