After the luvvy dovey, the big goodbye.

Well, getting BACK ON TOPIC... Lines to dump by?

How about: "Bye.."?

Noo..come on..you can do better than that!

Okay.

"Get the f... out of here!!!"

Yeah..but that's not funny.

But very effective. You can't have it both ways, dear.

How about, Get out and take the stupid cat with you!!!

Aside from "I love You" you mean?

How about "My therapist says I need space to grow as a person"? A reference like that normally worries them enough to make it smooth.

Or "I'm sorry, I just have a biological need to shag other women"?

I can claim credit for neither

"I have to sow my oats. Nature demands it."

BUt I thought there was acourt order against you. 😂

"My girlfriend really thinks we need to stop seeing each other." And I have always loved the old classic, "its not you, its me."

Ooooooo, yeah, I had that one laid on me. "Its not you, its me. I need to find out who I am." Duh, why don't you look at your birth certificate, I'm sure it will tell you. Better yet, let me tell you who you are: You are #@$&*@!"

If you're going to tell her to take the cat, make sure she takes that stinking cat box too. 😂

How about, "its been real, its been fun, but it hasn't been real fun"

"Life's too precious to waste it with you"

"I need someone who stimulates me intellectually. And you're not the sharpest knife in the drawer."

Or the alltime classic:

"I'm off to buy some cigarettes."

What if RC doesn't smoke....cigarettes ? 😛

Even better. 😂

How about Yes you are good but your best friend is better😈

"I have these strange red spots on my stomach..."

Oooooo..good one, finti..😈