Ya Krunk'd Floo
Moving with the swell.
Originally posted by Sir Whirlysplat
No my altruism extends as far as relieving others boredom!
Thank you, but I play with my balls when I'm bored. You should try it...Oh, wait...*click*...I see the necessity of your actions now.
Originally posted by Sir Whirlysplat
God 😂 You would be out of your depth in a parking lot puddle. You must have a very large brain to hold such a vast amount of sheer ignorance. As for my wish to see you keyboardless it's only because everytime you type something my Moron detector software goes crazy.
Is that 'Moron detector software' like an in-built program that alerts you when you're out of your depth? "Computer to Whirly...You're going to end up looking like a fool...Abort! Abort! Abort!". You should heed it's advice more often, unless you enjoy looking like a fool. In which case, at least you're content with your self-image.
Originally posted by Sir Whirlysplat
Yup your mission is undoubtedly accomplished as you obviously feel having a mission on an internet forum is important 🙄 enjoy your "gloat" you sad man.
My mission is to enlighten the world to the ignorance of others. Thank you for your prime example. I'll be using it as a case-study.
Originally posted by Sir Whirlysplat
You are about as entertaining as a child's inflatable punching toy. You bop it, it springs back, you bop it again and you forget it ever existed.
Does someone have some unresolved childhood issues? Ahh, how sad. I used to love those toys because they were always around when I was bored. Then, my balls dropped and - like I said before - I had some new play things. Is this related to your inadequacy in that department again?
Anyway, Whirly, it's been good to chat, and I would like to make myself available to you via PM if you wish to have a heart-to-heart regarding your repressed memories. They're not something to be laughed at, and I think everyone on this forum would be delighted to help you through this difficult time.