Superman/Silver Surfer/ Thor power breakdown

Wow. This thread. Sometimes KMC really delivers.

Originally posted by Smurph
Also, let's not start referring to our job titles as if they mean anything, you absolute clown.

Otherwise that conversation that's got you so butthurt was just an engineer trying to lecture a lawyer on the difference between a colloquial definition and a legal definition.

I'm a level 96 Cleric

More like a level 69 cleric.

From the divine order of circlejerk.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
I liked the posters who called him smart though.

Sin, who's trolling him;
Whirly, who is as pure as the driven snow (from Chernobyl);
Mr Mind, who literally enjoys poo; and
Cdtm

Smurph is indeed a dumdum head though 👆

Originally posted by Smurph
crylaugh

Originally posted by Smurph
Wow. This thread. Sometimes KMC really delivers.

😂

Originally posted by DarkSaint85

Whirly, who is as pure as the driven snow (from Chernobyl);

Not gonna lie, this part has made me laugh out loud earlier today.

Another day another meltdown. Sigh.

Originally posted by Smurph
Wow. This thread. Sometimes KMC really delivers.

This thread is the last few months condensed in the purest essence.

Originally posted by Astner
At one point or another, you all bragged about how big your dicks were and I pulled down your pants, publicity exposing the lie.

Did somebody do this to you, Astner? Is this your origin story?

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Swedes have peniginas:

Originally posted by Smurph
😂 fully unhinged

Did somebody do this to you, Astner? Is this your origin story?

Just let it go. You're making it too easy, and I've stepped on too may smurfs already.

Originally posted by Astner
Why did you feel that it was necessary to refer to this paragraph in two separate posts?

You gotta share the rest of the fantasy. Like, how often do you think about getting my pants down? What's the scenario - do you imagine your face is about dick-height for the big reveal?

Are you kneeling to do it, or just bending over?

I'm definitely seeing Astner on his knees.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
I'm definitely seeing Astner on his knees.

Colloquially.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
I'm definitely seeing Astner on his knees.

I think you could tell him "Astner, Swedish guys are so stupid, they can't even figure out how to suck dick" and he would happily start sucking away, thinking he was proving you wrong

Originally posted by ODG
The OP considers pre 52 Superman. Not a white sun amped Superman.

The OP considers normal Surfer. Not Silver Surfer Black.

The OP considers normal Thor. Not OF Thor.

It's unclear who exactly you're addressing with your posts but whatever point you're trying to make has nothing to do with this thread.

Was thinking current or most powerful form. Bur okay, understood.

Originally posted by abhilegend

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
pfft... I am as pure as the driven snow in a land of unicorns and snow queen's like Narnia.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85

Whirly, who is as pure as the driven snow (from Chernobyl);