Eternal Sunshine of Guy222's and Rao's Minds (v2.0)

Originally posted by Robtard
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Hey everybody, Robtard is on my side now! 👆

I thought he hated me, but now he's affirming that I was right all along. 😁

He hates you.

Hey Mindset, long time no see. How things?

Originally posted by Robtard
Hey Mindset, long time no see. How things?

Autocorrect changing those last words is cringe

Originally posted by Mindset
Pretty good, just been working and raving.

Raves still a thing?

Originally posted by Bentley
Autocorrect changing those last words is cringe

Took me s second 😆

Originally posted by Bentley
Autocorrect changing those last words is cringe

You wanna know something really TMI that I’m not afraid to share, but rather excited about?

Ever since my operation that vastly healed my heart and my blood flow output along with my daily medicine regimen accompanied with my sobriety, I’m happy to announce that my penis works again and my libido has returned and is exponentially improving with every passing day!

It’s something not normal to share, I know, but the sad truth is that as a slobbering alcoholic, I drank myself into an impotent stupor that left me completely unfunctional and as limp as a wet noodle. It’s hard to adequately explain just how that feels as a man, but I will say it left me immensely despondent and incredibly depressed.

I may not have the granite rock hard 24/7 erection I did when I was 18 and could shoot a wad of jizz two feet in the air, but 43 year old sober me is slowly and increasingly coming back with a new sense of purpose and motivation for the second half of life.

Because my body is still healing, I’m medically not allowed to work out/exercise until my doctors give me clearance. I’m just wondering how much more my erection will improve and perform when I do add anaerobics to my new lifestyle.

I’ve consumed enough alcohol for two lifetimes and I’m tired of being drunk and hungover.

I’d much rather have an orgasm, honestly.

Now if I only had a woman…….

Congrats on the working penis 👆

Can't keep a good penis down. 👆

There's always high class hookers.

Even at 1000 dollars a trick you'd be ahead of the game over a ball and chain.

I’ve actually pondered buying an escort. I really need to get laid and my ex-wife won’t sleep with me, even though we’re still very good friends.

Hey, if one of your roomates was one of those Vin Diesel tough guy types, and you end up kicking his ass, will he respect you for it, or should you maybe carry a piece and look over your shoulder?

What does it even take to earn the respect of such a person, if not by besting them in fair combat?

Originally posted by Impediment
I’ve actually pondered buying an escort. I really need to get laid and my ex-wife won’t sleep with me, even though we’re still very good friends.

There is always guys.

Originally posted by cdtm
There's always high class hookers.

Even at 1000 dollars a trick you'd be ahead of the game over a ball and chain.

Originally posted by cdtm
Hey, if one of your roomates was one of those Vin Diesel tough guy types, and you end up kicking his ass, will he respect you for it, or should you maybe carry a piece and look over your shoulder?

What does it even take to earn the respect of such a person, if not by besting them in fair combat?

Two things:

1) You're going to end up getting your ass kicked by your sister's boyfriend, again

2) Your sister isn't ever going to sleep with you

4) If you want the sister's boyfriend to respect you, stop paying for everything like a broken gimp

Originally posted by Robtard
Two things:

1) You're going to end up getting your ass kicked by your sister's boyfriend, again

2) Your sister isn't ever going to sleep with you

4) If you want the sister's boyfriend to respect you, stop paying for everything like a broken gimp

Years

And yet, nothing