Nuke's Hidden Bunker

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CHEEZBURGIE!!

Now Playing GHOST - PHANTOM OF THE OPERA (IRON MAIDEN COVER)

Now Playing POST MALONE - WRAPPED AROUND YOUR FINGER

BONUS TRANS GIRL

Sort your own stuff out first then you can help others.

Christians missed the entire point, the cross is just the background it isn't the main thing.

Imagine your champion got guillotined so now all his fans wear little guillotines around their neck, pretty silly.

Now Playing: Vibe Chemistry - Balling (S.P.Y Remix)

nu-Star Wars is so incredibly stupid it makes you lose brain cells just thinki9ng aboug ib... fvgk!!

Invent time travel
Every single day kick this motherfvcker in the balls
From the time he was 14 to 93 every day a kick
Every 7 years we get tranny to bust a nut in his ass.
Every time we say "Jesus sends his regards!"
That'll fix him

Now Playing: Scorpions - Blackout

Bonus Black Trans Babe

PANCAKES!

I wish I had free lunch in school, went a whole year just drinking a can of mt dew for lunch.

Nuke likes to hide so he can fantasize over men with fake ****.

Among other things...

Another fabulous day, except for the part where we're having dinner at my sister's and my dumbass girlfriend whips out my dick under the table, there's kids sitting there ffs, read the damn room.

So I handcuffed her, blindfolded, smacked her ass until it was bright red and threw her in the closet.

Can't teach Germans anything until you fvck with their ass.

Now I gotta watch our shows alone, sacrifices must be made on both sides.