Nuke's Hidden Bunker

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Another fabulous day, except for the part where we're having dinner at my sister's and my dumbass girlfriend whips out my dick under the table, there's kids sitting there ffs, read the damn room.

So I handcuffed her, blindfolded, smacked her ass until it was bright red and threw her in the closet.

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Can't teach Germans anything until you fvck with their ass.

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Now I gotta watch our shows alone, sacrifices must be made on both sides.

She likes it rough sometimes, like today I made her wear a dildo in her ass, then smacked it every so often, it's cool though we got safe words.

I'm slowly getting used to random rough play, like she'll squeeze one of my balls too hard and I'll give her a mega purple nurple.

You'll get blue balls that way

Restricting the circulation of your bodily fluids causes a lot of problems down the line for your prostate. Men should never, edge' it is a filthy habit

Yeah but the mindblowing orgasms you get and showering your partner with a fvckton of cum is worth.

Originally posted by rudester
You'll get blue balls that way

Pity I can't smack her balls, she had the orchiectomy (they take out the balls) but it makes her look good in a swimsuit so there's that.

Some Highlights From Our Lunch With My Sister

1. My sister leans over and whispers in my ear "Wow, she's really tall!."
-I shouldn't have said "Yeah but imagine the dick on her."

2. My gf stood up to hit the bathroom and I guess she could see down my sister's shirt and says "Oooh nice boobies!" I might have fainted.

Why the hell are there so many chicks on Twitter with these mutant giant asses but very few with the corresponding huge booba?

I think the Golden Age of booba was 1991-'95, perhaps there will be a return of the booba, I hope.

Models like Tiffany Towers, Sarenna Lee, & Chloe Vevrier were some of the best and since I mostly watch "other" porn I have no idea if anyone has stepped up to their level.

I think the post office lost my birthday cards this year, or maybe it's just everyone is skint from X-mas.

I guess the tech guys couldn't fix my computer, the harddrive is fried and the motherboard is cooked.

Now to browse NewEgg for parts because I like my case and the graphics card still works.

My nephew replaced the dinosaur in his case to some big titty anime chick, I'm soo proud of the little dude.

Now blasting out of the speakers in the bunker...

YouTube video

Comic cover of the Day:

Yeah I watched a couple episodes of this:

Not too bad for current Marvel, kinda like what is Marvel doing making their chicks
so fvcking powerful all of a sudden, the next Thanos going to be a woman?

Fvcking gf is going to be in Germany 2 more weeks packing up her shit,
meanwhile i've got the hardest dick since like forever.