Nuke's Hidden Bunker

Barely touch it and tingles and shivers make it jump
around like a helicopter, not even worth putting lube
on to jerk off, a few strokes and bam pow boom!

That feels good and all, but just makes me tired.

So I get my PC back from the repair guys, it still won't boot for shit. OK this fvcker is spare parts.

Going to see if my cousin can build me an epic gaming computron with all the L337-G4M3r shit, break the bank, motherfvcker!

MY gf has the best laptop with her so I'm still using this stone age WIN7 pos. FML

Cool. Well she's a street whore so she's got the bling

Not a street whore, a raver whore and potentially a gold digger... I haven't seen that behavior yet but the radar is active.

SURPRISE EXTRA BONUS BAILEY JAY!

That'll keep out the stupid normies.

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Not a street whore, a raver whore and potentially a gold digger... I haven't seen that behavior yet but the radar is active.

Hide the loose change

That I'm not worried about, plus she gets so excited when I make it rain, I get a kick out of it,

Holy monkey, I had no idea cellphones were so unholy expensive.

And what's this sorcery, get 10 things from the store and you're down a hunnert.

Da Faq?!

I knew that would happen.

I saw Madame Web, wow I don't know who is fvcking up so hard at Marvel but this is getting embarrassing.

Send the little fvckers in there until they make enough to pay for college,

Music playing in the Bunker now:

YouTube video

I got a real problem, I'm with a transwoman but I don't agree with the LGBTQIA+
political agenda, going to have to be just an ally

I asked her who she would vote for if she was American, Biden...

SMDH

I'd go with the Kennedy guy, they knew how to have fun at least.