You try to kill superman

Started by DeadpoolXXX3 pages

Originally posted by DeadpoolXXX
wouldn't that be more of a hindrance then?

like yeah, you personally know that superman is weak to kryptonite and red sun radiation. but do you think that with just 5mins of prep, you'd have mastered surfer's powers enough to be able to conjure either of those things while superman is rushing at you?

^^ do we get all of the character's fictional knowledge and experience, or do we just have our own knowledge and have to learn how to use their powers on the fly?

Constantine, Wally West, Doom.....either use prep masters to take advantage of that 5 mins, or you get someone faster.

That 5min prep for magic users is insane.

Originally posted by Astner
Silver Surfer. Just blast him with red sunlight radiation and watch him whimper.

Before or after Superman beats the shit out of him at superspeed?

Originally posted by abhilegend
Before or after Superman beats the shit out of him at superspeed?

If Gladiator can't do it then Superman can't.

Originally posted by Astner
If Gladiator can't do it then Superman can't.

Superman would blitz Gladiator AND Surfer at the same time.

Surfer, easily. Doom, easily. Too many to name

Why is this valid for Surfer:

And this isn't for Cyborg?

Originally posted by carver9
Surfer, easily. Doom, easily. Too many to name

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Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Why is this valid for Surfer:

And this isn't for Cyborg?


Doubly hilarious when you know Surfer was in a mental illusion and wasn't doing anything.

Originally posted by Astner
If Gladiator can't do it then Superman can't.

Superman is faster than Gladiator combat wise.
And I haven't seen Gladiator try to blitz Surfer and fail.

Despero, modern version should be able to mindrape easily. He's even stronger than Superman.

Originally posted by Thinkerer
Despero, modern version should be able to mindrape easily. He's even stronger than Superman.

Funnily enough, he doesn't know how to kill Superman.

Duh, nobody can kill Superman permanently, he's a hero and posterboy... Despero should be able to easily do it, considering his powers and feats. His telepathy makes Martian Manhunter do the lambada if he so wishes. He could put Supes in a perpetual state of him thinking that he's getting a BJ from Lois while actually getting penetrated by Despero's big red schlong

Nobody ever dies in comics for good.

Even Bucky and Thunderbird came back to life...

Gwen Stacy and Uncle Ben aren't that special anymore either, if we include the clones and visits from the afterlife and such.

Originally posted by Smurph
Doctor Doom with 5 mins prep is the easy pick

Honestly this, plus the magic.

Being realistic, there seems to be more than a couple of characters on that list that should be able to do it.

I still say shoving Superman's head inside Dick Grayson's butthole is the best idea.

Buns of Steel >>> Man of Steel

A dick with a butthole, you don't see that every day.

Originally posted by abhilegend
😂
Doubly hilarious when you know Surfer was in a mental illusion and wasn't doing anything.

Carver, hello!

Originally posted by Thinkerer
Duh, nobody can kill Superman permanently, he's a hero and posterboy... Despero should be able to easily do it, considering his powers and feats. His telepathy makes Martian Manhunter do the lambada if he so wishes. He could put Supes in a perpetual state of him thinking that he's getting a BJ from Lois while actually getting penetrated by Despero's big red schlong

Despero couldn't control Superman when he actually tried and another time Superman simply oneshotted him with heat vision.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Carver, hello!

I didn't mention that ft in this thread.