Run around the world the fastest

Started by DarkSaint855 pages

Pretty sure Butterbean did kickboxing too. Damn, imagine if all the running events in the Olympics was just based on people trying to dodge an angry Mike Tyson's punch.

indeed.

as an aside, i can also type pretty fast (think my best was 120 words/minute). feel like that should give me pretty good odds against usain in a race, if #carvermaths translates proportionately.

My dick once reacted at FTL speed, so I'm signing up for the Olympics this year.

Originally posted by carver9
Lmao... it's not trolling though. If the characters have nano second fts, why in the world would they not be able to run around the world in nano second times? If I can move my limbs at nano second speeds, I should be capable of covering the earth at the speed of light as well.
You can move your limbs within a few tenths of a second. Does that mean you can circle the Earth in a few tenths of a second? Come on now

Originally posted by carver9
If Mohammad Ali can slap and dodge beams of light coming at them at 186000 mps, I feel confident they could run at those speeds as well.
Then you would be stupid. It takes less than 1/10th of the speed of a projectile to dodge the projectile from 30ft away.

Basically move your head 1 ft before the projectile travels 30ft and hits your head.

Originally posted by carver9
Mohammad Ali

Heh.

Told you so, DS...

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Herc doesn't have the feats to beat Night Trasher, let alone Cap.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
*Thrasher.

Cancel yourself.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Trust me, his kind doesn't care about spelling their names (or anything else, for that matter) right.

haw-som haw-som haw-som

Berlin Marathon was yesterday. Kipchoge won the men's event in 2 hours 2 minutes.

That's a steady speed of 12.82mph. Let's round that up to 13mph. If Tyson Fury can move his hands at 35mph, and has the reaction speed to avoid punches coming at his head at 35mph, I really don't see why he can't run an entire marathon at 35mph, or nearly 3x this speed.

No way round this.

Originally posted by -Pr-
This is a poor attempt at trolling, even for you, Carv.

It’s getting pretty bad, there are probably a few people really concerned about him. He’s going.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Berlin Marathon was yesterday. Kipchoge won the men's event in 2 hours 2 minutes.

That's a steady speed of 12.82mph. Let's round that up to 13mph. If Tyson Fury can move his hands at 35mph, and has the reaction speed to avoid punches coming at his head at 35mph, I really don't see why he can't run an entire marathon at 35mph, or nearly 3x this speed.

No way round this.

Did Tyson train to be this fast? Did Kipchoge train to run this fast? I don't get why you all are using things that people specifically trained for as evidence of running speed. Can Kipchoge punch as fast as Tyson and if the answer is no, why not?

Originally posted by carver9
Did Tyson train to be this fast? Did Kipchoge train to run this fast? I don't get why you all are using things that people specifically trained for as evidence of running speed. Can Kipchoge punch as fast as Tyson and if the answer is no, why not?

Lmao. But that's not your initial point, is it?

Originally posted by carver9
What I'm saying is, if I can move my limbs at light speeds, I should be more than capable of running at or close to those speeds.

Also, holy shit lol, Tyson Fury could train for ten lifetimes, he's not running an entire marathon at 35mph lmao.

Jean Claude Van Damme at his peak isn't running a marathon at 70mph lmao (the speed a kickboxer can move his foot). Doesn't matter how much he trains, lol, he's not running at 70mph and outrunning cheetahs consistently over 26miles lol.

You're so idiotic sometimes.

Welcome to the Carververse.

Originally posted by carver9
Mohammad Ali

Unholy abomination created by Pope Carver IX:

I'm screaming. You're a funny guy, Stilt.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Lmao. But that's not your initial point, is it?

Also, holy shit lol, Tyson Fury could train for ten lifetimes, he's not running an entire marathon at 35mph lmao.

Jean Claude Van Damme at his peak isn't running a marathon at 70mph lmao (the speed a kickboxer can move his foot). Doesn't matter how much he trains, lol, he's not running at 70mph and outrunning cheetahs consistently over 26miles lol.

You're so idiotic sometimes.

I never said they could run 35 to 70 mph, lmmfao. No one can. What I did say is if either dedicate as much time as Kipchoge did in training for that specific type of sport, they could probably match him.

Our discussion isn't about training though, something that every person you've mentioned did to accomplish those fts you all are mentioning. Cyborg was mentioned as having a natural trait of FTL speeds, something that didn't require training.

your entire idiotic point from the start was that if someone can move their limbs at a certain speed, then they should be able to run equally as fast. the word "stupid" isn't enough to emphasize how stupid that is.

Originally posted by DeadpoolXXX
your entire idiotic point from the start was that if someone can move their limbs at a certain speed, then they should be able to run equally as fast. the word "stupid" isn't enough to emphasize how stupid that is.

I agree with you all. If a person can move their legs/limbs at FTL speeds, when running, moving their legs at their top speeds, they can only run at peak human speeds. Now let's end this debate.

you keep saying "ftl" like that matters at all to the idiotic "point" you're trying to make.

any decent mma fighter can throw a kick upwards of 70mph. does that mean they can outrun a cheetah in your world? yes or no.

Originally posted by DeadpoolXXX
you keep saying "ftl" like that matters at all to the idiotic "point" you're trying to make.

any decent mma fighter can throw a kick upwards of 70mph. does that mean they can outrun a cheetah in your world? yes or no.

I literally said I agree with you. If a person can move their limbs at 186000 mps, because let's be honest, if Superman blitz a person at those speeds and that person can perceive, dodge, lift their feet up and kick him, that's more than just throwing a kick. So again, I agree with you all. If a person can perceive something and react to it by moving their limbs at light speeds, hitting that target, they can only run at human level speeds. End of debate.

Carv is saying that in the time it takes for a person to move their limb or throw a punch that same person CAN CIRCLE THE EARTH in that same time.

Also he's not understanding the fact that you only need a fraction of the speed of am attack to block or dodge it.