Mythical scans

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
To quote you:

They are the exception. Exceptional. Which means we must have 'standard' Asgardians to compare them to, to call them exceptional.

What are the feats of these standard Asgardians? That's all I was asking.

And even accepting such standards, I went on to posit that asking for "averages" of Asgardians without acknowledging these exceptional (but not royalty) Asgardians was a self-defeating proposition. Because you're not asking for an "average", you're asking for the lowest baseline. That is a query that we can honestly engage in. I think I can amply and easily answer what is the lowest baseline Asgardian. But you keep trying to act like you're not seeking the lowest baseline Asgardian. You keep insisting on the "average"? Well, if you arbitrarily eliminate all higher-end feats, are you honestly asking for an average?

Seriously, btw us, what is the underlying proposition you're trying to penetrate?

Originally posted by ODG
^ Do I really care what you believe?

Do you think I care what you care?

Somehow you think that I've precisely memorized your 10+ year old post because I've been so obsessed with you this entire time.

Yes.

Bruh. Who's the one chasing after a KMC poster on ignore for 10+ years?

Originally posted by ODG
[B]Oh no. Either qwertyuiop1998 summoned abhilegend with inner monologue or I'm guessing they don't like being associated with each other.

I'm creeped out. Legit don't want to believe it because the implications of are so disturbing.

2012 abhilegend > 2024 qwertyuiop1998

And the latter's idiocy somehow exceeded the only two KMC posters I have on my ignore list. A monumental achievement I'd never think possible.

This you, huh? Randomly accusing posters of being my sock because they remind you of me? I'd be flattered if you weren't so stupid.

You've got a colossally delusional ego to think otherwise. The projection is so abjectly obvious it's painful to see.

[/B]

Yeah right, I'm the one randomly accusing posters of being socks of a poster I've put on ignore for more than a decade.

Sure Jan.

Originally posted by abhilegend
Do you think I care

But I mean, just phuck off if you're that sincerely disinterested. kinda

This dude is calling me chasing after him.

Originally posted by ODG
I mean, if I were being completely truthful. You're stupider than abhilegend was back when I put him on ignore in 2012. But that may just be a result of a gradual descent into dumba$$ery. Some people don't grow with age. They just get dumber.

I am legitimately unnerved.

Old Man Whirly! making a random sock to flame himself to accuse me and others of organized conspiracies against him was one thing. Because it was just so blatantly obvious.

This... this is altogether something far more insidious and sinister. Not like evil. It's the obsession that would have to underlie it all. I mean. I could be wrong. It's just that I legitimately never expected anybody to ever be more obsessively stupid than quanchi112 or abhilegend over simple comics.

And I wholly get that this seems to be excessively nasty. But for real, mang. The notion struck my mind out of the blue just now. I recall accusing qwertyuiop1998 of being a sock a while back but never made a connection with an actual KMC poster until now.

Originally posted by ODG
Yea, that's it! It was you actually referring to me as "OneDumbG0" like last year, a username I hadn't used since 2012 -- coincidentally the same year I put abhilegend on ignore????

Even though you only ever joined KMC in 2018????? I was like... wtf? But I dunno, our ensuing discussions and threads went so badly for you that I just never gave that initial impression another thought.

Like, literally, until just now. Like on scout's honor.

He randomly (like I wasn't even involved in the thread) calls posters my socks because I reminded him of me from 2012.

crylaugh

Originally posted by ODG
Considering your 200+ posts replying to my posts or namedropping me after you were ignored over the years?

But I mean, just phuck off if you're that sincerely disinterested. kinda

People don't recognise their family members after that much time lol

^ Claimed by me? I did.

I will not apologize for you leaving such an indelible impression of abject stupidity. I had quanchi112 on the Marvel side. I had abhilegend on the DC side. The only two KMC posters (other than smurfs) on ignore for many years. When other KMC posters start rising to such incomprehensible levels of moron, I cannot help but make comparisons.

If some schmuck argues with me that Thanos stalemated Odin repeatedly, yes, that will bring back memories of quanchi112's imbecility.

Originally posted by abhilegend
This dude is calling me chasing after him.

He randomly (like I wasn't even involved in the thread) calls posters my socks because I reminded him of me from 2012.

Go ahead and summon qwertyuiop1998 with your inner monologue to disabuse that suspicion of mine.

Originally posted by ODG
^ Claimed by me? I did.

I will not apologize for you leaving such an indelible impression of abject stupidity. I had quanchi112 on the Marvel side. I had abhilegend on the DC side. The only two KMC posters (other than smurfs) on ignore for many years. When other KMC posters start rising to such incomprehensible levels of moron, I cannot help but make comparisons.

If some schmuck argues with me that Thanos stalemated Odin repeatedly, yes, that will bring back memories of quanchi112's imbecility. 200+ posts chasing me after you were ignored does establish such a conception, yes.

Go ahead and summon qwertyuiop1998 with your inner monologue to disabuse that suspicion of mine.

Originally posted by abhilegend
Lol, now, who's more obsessed with who?

Originally posted by ODG
I dunno tbh, have my unsolicited responses to your posts numbered more than 200+ yet? kinda

Originally posted by abhilegend
I never called carver your sock, did I? You're both equally retarded, so I dunno.

qwertyuiop1998 appears to be pretty well-regarded by KMC. You should be honored actually that anybody confuses the two of you. But, ok.

abhilegend stands alone in his singular cretinism. 👆

Originally posted by ODG
^ Claimed by me? I did.

I will not apologize for you leaving such an indelible impression of abject stupidity. I had quanchi112 on the Marvel side. I had abhilegend on the DC side. The only two KMC posters (other than smurfs) on ignore for many years. When other KMC posters start rising to such incomprehensible levels of moron, I cannot help but make comparisons.

^ If you read my prior post, I am actually trying to commend you, bro.

Originally posted by ODG
^ If you read my prior post, I am actually trying to commend you, bro.

Originally posted by ODG
When other KMC posters start rising to such incomprehensible levels of moron, I cannot help but make comparisons.

Originally posted by qwertyuiop1998
Yeah, but at first you did say something like this

I personally wouldn't consider such comment being some praise for me.....

You do not have to believe me but I am currently trying to separate the two of you with these incisive posts.

It is now clear to me that whatever I thought of abhilegend over a decade ago? Dat n1gga went dumb as sh1t. Seems he went through the wringer of other KMC posters that dismantled his schmuckery.

You? It felt like shades of early 2010 abhilegend. But you a nice guy, mang. No matter what I think of your alleged intransigence, you do not present as nor act like a jerk. I am a jerk. 100%, bro.

I will try to be cordial with you moving forward whatever sharp disagreements we have. 👆

Originally posted by abhilegend
There's nobody better than me on this site ever since I arrived here.

Originally posted by ODG
carver9 predates me? I don't understand why you're so offended at the notion of creating qwertyuiop1998 as a sock, tbh.

qwertyuiop1998 appears to be pretty well-regarded by KMC. You should be honored actually that anybody confuses the two of you. But, ok.

abhilegend stands alone in his singular cretinism. 👆

How are you so retarded? It's fascinating to see such a unique specimen in wild.

Originally posted by ODG
You know what? This self-masturbatory comment honestly deserves not just video but audio as well:
YouTube video Thank you, J.K. Simmons for such a perfectly usable reaction. Chefs kiss.

Nigga, compose thyself.

Do they even have bio that says their general strength or anything?

We know Amazons and Atlanteans are in the 10ton range by bios and feats.

Ignoring the little spat here, I heard someone asking for feats for fodder/mook Asgardians. I looked and it seems I have a few.

Asgardians can survive for hours with their hearts removed from their bodies, and can possibly revive fully if the heart is placed back in their chest:

https://i.imgur.com/vGKMlcC.jpeg
https://i.imgur.com/ZtK4eEt.jpeg

Asgardians are unhurt by flaming geysers erupting beneath them (their horses are vulnerable but not them):

https://i.imgur.com/uCbVu5G.jpeg

And that's basically the extent of what I have for fodder/nameless Asgardians.

That's actually good stuff 👆