Thanos (Endgame) vs Collection of MCU villains

Instead of the heroes having to stop Thanos, it's a collection of MCU villains that have to stop him. Some are not truly villains to the core perhaps, but did have a villainous agenda.

Ultron
Loki in the Destroyer Armor (Thor)
Abomination
Iron Monger
The Mandarin (Shang-Chi)
Namor
Ikaris

Can they win?

Nope

Nope.

He doesnt have the globe here of course.

Dunno guys, Thanos is pretty good damn durable. The only things shown to really hurt him were Stormbreaker, a weapon powerful enough to no sell a complete Infinity Gauntlet blast, Scarlet Witch in full buttmad mode, who herself has infinity Stone derived powers and Captain Marvel, who also has Infinity Stone derived powers.

Originally posted by Robtard
Dunno guys, Thanos is pretty good damn durable. The only things shown to really hurt him were Stormbreaker, a weapon powerful enough to no sell a complete Infinity Gauntlet blast, Scarlet Witch in full buttmad mode, who herself has infinity Stone derived powers and Captain Marvel, who also has Infinity Stone derived powers.

He's very durable yes and He wins this.

Originally posted by 9jaboy
I don't recall Captain marvel EVER hurting Thanos. When did she do this?

He's very durable yes and He wins this.

She was doing pretty darned good against Thanos. Even no sold a head butt from him. He was in trouble for a moment.

Originally posted by tkitna
She was doing pretty darned good against Thanos. Even no sold a head butt from him. He was in trouble for a moment.

Wasn't she outright absorbing energy from the gauntlet when she no sold the headbutt? He managed to keep her out of the fight for sometime with a throw so it wouldn't make sense for her to suddenly be able to no sell him

Originally posted by HulkIsHulk
Wasn't she outright absorbing energy from the gauntlet when she no sold the headbutt? He managed to keep her out of the fight for sometime with a throw so it wouldn't make sense for her to suddenly be able to no sell him

You may be right. I'm not sure.

^^^Doesnt actually matter what Carol did didn’t coulda woulda mighta though.

She’s not in this fight. Why debate her for the next three pages?

What have the actual characters in this fight done is the question.

they win in the mind's eye of thinkerer and h1 while everyone else knows they get their asses killed

^^^Seems right.

Seems like a lot of heavyweights here. So am I missing something?

Cause personally I'd assume he'd have trouble just against Abomination and Namor.

Originally posted by Darth Thor
Seems like a lot of heavyweights here. So am I missing something?

Cause personally I'd assume he'd have trouble just against Abomination and Namor.

He ragdolled the Hulk like he was a child. I don't see any issues with Abomination and Namor.

^^^Agreed.

Originally posted by tkitna
She was doing pretty darned good against Thanos. Even no sold a head butt from him. He was in trouble for a moment.

Originally posted by tkitna
He ragdolled the Hulk like he was a child. I don't see any issues with Abomination and Namor.

And hulk actually caught him off guard to begin with, he still pushed hulk's shit in, in a few hits.
Also Endgame Thanos uses his blade, That means there's gonna be a lotta Abominable meat littered all over the place.

Originally posted by 9jaboy
Well he said CM hurt Thanos. I don't recall her hurting him.

My bad. Nah, she didn't hurt him, but he felt a punch or two.

Thanos most likely wins but I see the destroyer as a problem.

Originally posted by tkitna
He ragdolled the Hulk like he was a child. I don't see any issues with Abomination and Namor.

He overpowered him in short order with superior strength and h2h. But I wouldnt say it was a ragdoll. Certainly not treating like a child.

Ragdolling is what Hulk did to Loki in A1 (and even after a showing like that, not sure I'd be comfortable assuming Hulk just ploughs through two or three Loki's)..

Abomination is near Hulk level. So just with Abom and Namor you almost have essentially 2 Hulks right there.

And then theres Ikaris. So id say 3 heavyweights, 2 with flight, we have ranged attacks as well.

Without Infinity Stones Ive personally not seen anything from Thanos to make me think he will just plough through this many heavyweights. He wasnt THAT much stronger than Hulk (though he clearly was a much better fighter). And he lacks in versatility.

He has the sword here, that will certainly help, but then Namor has his vibranium staff as well.

Originally posted by Darth Thor
He overpowered him in short order with superior strength and h2h. But I wouldnt say it was a ragdoll. Certainly not treating like a child.

Ragdolling is what Hulk did to Loki in A1 (and even after a showing like that, not sure I'd be comfortable assuming Hulk just ploughs through two or three Loki's)..

Abomination is near Hulk level. So just with Abom and Namor you almost have essentially 2 Hulks right there.

Ehh Hulk can certainly take 2 or 3 Loki's. Ironman put Loki on his *ss with just a single blast.

What puts Namor on Hulk's level though?

Thanos has taken 2 heavy weights on Hulk's level and stomped them both at the same time. So there's that.

Edit: I thought you'd mention Final form Ultron, he was quite strong too , He was beating Thor iirc