Dissed Or What?

Email is rather impersonal. Even a phone call would be better.

RC is right, EJ. A phone call is much better than an e-mail.

Dim, what color wedding dress did you wear the first time ?

*on the phone with Jabba's party service for wedding decorations*

Okay, perhaps we need to make a separate thread for RC and Dim's wedding or EJ is gonna get frustrated (although I'm sure he already is).

Wedding - Hey Dimmy, if queeq is best man, I get to be maid of honor ! 😂

EJ - Try this on her, EJ. Try to get together some evening and say "thats a beautiful sunset" (making sure, of course, its not raining). Then gently position her in front of the sunset, step back and say "now the sunset is even more beautiful". That one really turned me into jello. 🙂

queeq, here is an empty five gallon bucket. Go to town. 😂

Why Gundy?

Oh that sunset thing is way too much, no real man would do that. 😂

*starts calling the Ewok Corsage Factory*

Um, 'scuse me, but WEDDING!!!!! OK, no one said anything about a WEDDING!!!

And I do LOVE your question about wedding dress colours Gundy, I haven't laughed so much in ages.... (You see, I know this story...)

OK, no WEDDING, no WEDDING THREAD, no NOTHING.

Can we please talk about EJ some more...

😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂

My ex husband used that sunset line on me, queeq. And I was completely sucked in. Hmmm...who is more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him ? 😂 Anyway, the bucket was for the natural expulsion of your stomach contents. 😂 😂

Oh I see, well, I prefer bags. I can carry more of them around, they do not take up a lot of space.

*calls Tatooine Interflora Office for some nice flowery cacti for the wedding bouquet*

WHAT WEDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*calls Sny Snootles for the wedding entertainment programme*

Problem, RC ? You'll get only top quality wedding planner service from Chaos & Mayhem, Inc. 😂 😂

I'm n ot sure the bride to be is none too pleased about this.

*calls RC's and Dim's parents to plan the speeches*

Ahem, queeq, you know I just thought of something...Dim and RC aren't officially divorced. Isn't this like, illegal or something ??? 😛

Eh...they over look it in this neck of the woods..😂 😂 😂

*sees RC glaring at her*
NOOOOOOOOOO WEDDING!!!!

Nah, NOOOO WEDDDDDING, but we can love in sin if you like... 😉 😂

Well Gundy they can go Mormon.
What is sin?

*calls a criminal lawyer and a priest*

Whats the diffrence?

OK, so what's with the Lawyer...