Dissed Or What?

It's most appropriate banner I could find. 😂

*starts wheeling in the piano, drums, organ and a gumball machine*

Gumballs ! YIPPPEEEE !!!! (Gundark starts digging in pockets for nickels ) 😂

*starts sweping the floor and setting up the chairs*

I have the distinct feeling this wedding is going to be continued on another topic soon.......

It will continue. One way or another. 😈

*brings in the shotguns and hides them under the stage*

(Gundark puts on Indiana Jones hat and dark glasses) I'm ready. 😮‍💨

*gives Gundy some flowers*
Go on, you put those on the tables and around the pulpit.

*starts hanging up the lights*

Are you sure these aren't the flowers that RC is allergic to ? 😂

Aaaaattttttcccchhhhhoooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

*grumble*😐

Uuuuh.. oh... haven't checked really.

*starts tweeking the lights with his remote faders*

*Starts to gag as nasal and bronchial tubes start to swell up*

*Scrambles for phone to dial 911*

*Passes on floor*

*screams* HE'S DYING!!!!
*graps the benedryl hypodermic in her bag and stabs it into RC's arm*
*picks him up and takes him outside*

Finti tosses RC into a pure oxygen tent, nothing but pure oxygen and of course queeq farted in it.....😘

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
That was great, finti !!! 😄

So, true believers, will RC explode or simply smell like cheap tulips for the rest of his life ? Tune in on the next topic (soon to be started I'm sure) for more EXCITEMENT, DANGER, SUSPENSE, AND INSANITY in the continued story of....what the heck was this topic ? Oh, yeah...DISSED OR WHAT, EPISODE II !!!!!!

Anti Hystamine, give.... me..... anti..... hystamine.....

He's just trying to get out of this.

*grabs shotgun and runs into oxygen tent, farts first and then runs to RC*

Okay, buster, here's the cure for your allergy. *places barrel against RC's temple*

😂 😂 😂

Stop it, I'm on the floor !!!!!!! 😂 😂

Ahem, queeq, now there's no need for this kind of violence. If you want to do RC in, at least go with a long, painful torture session in which RC uses every breath left in his body to produce excrutiating screams of torment before his slow horrible end. All done in true tasteful Sith fashion. 😂

*As Gundark, queeq and Dim watch on, the body of fallen Jedi Master Ratcat begins to melt and disolve away. Gently his robes crumple and waft to the floor leaving nothing but emptiness behind.*

And so, the last post of Jedi Master Ratcat ends, as he began so many moon before, silent and watching on from a distance...

M.T.F.B.W.Y.

OH great...now look at what you've done...he's transended...🙁

*whips out his pump and starts inflating RC*

I've seen too many tricks to get out of getting married. This one will not have me fooled. Don't worry, Dim, he'll be ready in a few minutes. Run down the aisle and wait for him at the altar.

*RC's almost back to his normal self, only a bit shorter. 😂 *