Dissed Or What?

Well, it's an illegal affair so you lovebirds need a good lawyer.

*calls printer's for the ivitations*

Nah..we can't go Mormon..I don't have the teeth for it. Besides, been there..done that.

Um, since when has having an affair been illegal?? Immoral maybe but they can't put you in jail for it.....

Just making sure.

*calls a webdesigner to make a special wedding site*

Actually, finti, my priest is a really nice guy. Not like a criminal lawyer at all. He doesn't shove religion down your throat. You might like him. 🙂

Were you a mormon before, Dimmy ? Well, do me a favor and call them and tell them to stop banging on my door. Thanks. 😂

Cancel the wedding, queeq. Let's just plan an affair for the affair. How about that RC ? 😂 😂

Cancel? After all I have done? No way, they'll get married alright. Even if they have to say "I do" at gunpoint.

*calls the gunshop*

Dim, a mormon, not quite, unless there's something she's not telling us.....

I just hope it's too late to cancel the cake, I could go for some right now...

"Hey little sister what have you done?
Hey little sister whose the only one?
It`s a nice day for a white wedding."

Shotgun wedding cool kind of redneck/hillbilly thing.
Hello Arkansas!!!!!

*calls Wicket's Wedding Arrangements for a concept programme for a three-day wedding celebration*

Well, at least there'll be cake... There will be cake won't there?

Hmmm..how about something yummy from Gundark's kitchen.

Last weekend for Daytona, I made a cappacino cheesecake topped with drizzled chocolate and finely chopped almonds. Everybody at the neighbors party loved it. But if you want cake, we can do that too. Standard white or what ? 🙂

Godspeed, Dale.

*faxes additional catering order to Gundy's Goober Meals*

Goobers ? Raisinets ? Why they're just chocolate covered treats. Lalalalalalalala..how does the rest of that go ? 🤣

Hmmmm, OK, so if I agree to this wedding will you AT LEAST put the gun away.

*Starts digging escape tunnel*

Sure, it was just a precaution.

*calls CIA, FBI, MI-6 and several detective agencies with the description of both Dim and RC, including RC's ankle bracelet code to initiate electric shocks*

*Buuuuzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*

OUCH!

There is no escape. Don't allowed yourself to be fried like the calamari did. 😂

*calls organ player for the wedding march*

Hey, EJ - how about an update, bud ?

See, I CAN stay on topic. From time to time. Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.

(Gundark mumbles to herself, going over lists)

Something old.....the emporer's toe fungus ointment
Something new.....Dimmy's sheer white see-thru gown adorned with 15 sequins, appropriately arranged
Something borrowed.....queeq's wooden clogs for RC to wear
Something blue......one of GL's flannels, to complete RC's outfit.

😂 😂 😂

😂 Thanks for helping out, Gundy.

*starts putting up the decorations*

Ahem, queeq-darling, why does that banner say "Happy Halloween" ? 😂