Order of the Phoenix - OFFICIAL THREAD - ~*~SPOILERS~*~

is cho asian or is it just the name??

i read sumtin about "the last chapter of the last book" and i wana know more about it plz email me at Krassin_a@hotmail if u can give me some info
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I've got that fake HP5 too, and I love it... I think it's much better than the real one. If anyone wants it, I can send it. I'd like to find out who wrote it to ask for the next book too...

And by the way, it's true that there are some sex scenes, but that helps a lot to the story and they are funny and tasteful... anyway, I'd rate it PG-13...

could u send it to me????
pm me and ill give ya my e-mail pleeeeez

yeah,i had that fake hp5,i read it for a little,but I was convinced it was the real thing until i got the real book...if u want it u can just download it of kazaa,it takes like a min...also i found this website once,it had like 5 books written there bout harry potter,all fake,but it had like love triangles,and ginny going out with malfoy...ill post the link if i ever find it again....

ok, I might be a little off topic here, but I've read 3 fake HP and the real one, and honestly, the I liked best was not the real one... the best (by far) is the one where Harry starts making some manual labor during summer and helps him to improve phiscally, and therefore he becomes some kind of sex symbol so every girl falls for him... it hillarius and the plot is much better than the real one. Unfortunatelly, I guess the author (whoever he/she is) won't keep writting the other books...

And I think that one of the best things about Harry Potter is that he's not real, it's just fantasy and that means you can always push luck and create funny situations... I think Rowling kind of forgot that this book.

In the book I'm talking about, Harry is a Prefect, Captain of the Quidditch team, trains to be an Animagus, gets 13 OWL's (1 more than Percy) and happens to be incredible popular... amazingly he's always so worried about so many things that he never really enjoys that... and that's what (in my opinion) makes it great...

so, I would have liked a little more happy things happening to Harry in the real book... just in order to make the reading funnier...

I couldnthelp finding the 5th book worse than the rest, it kinda made me feel i justwanted to get thru it if you know what i mean. The death of ********* was needed i think to pick it up. Harry was just a bit too self obsessed, i mean i was looking forward to him growing up but he was a bit too up himself, That wrecked thebook for me, no one agrees probably but thats ok, this is just what i felt

i guess u hav a point,and i found that fake hp5 in kazaa,i thougght it was real till i got the real one

haha alright,i have the last post on almost eavry thread on the first page

Sorry, but I disagree katie1989. I found Harry's temper highly-amusing at times, and besides, look what the kids been through. And ********* death had me in tears for days.

yeah,but harry was really acting like a b!tch

mmm... who wants to talk about how good/bad were the fake hp?
Actually I think the plots of some fake books are great... or at least there are great ideas... some may not be well written but I think they are pretty good for being made for free... 🙂

some were ok,some didnt make any sence and were totally bizzare

I hope I can find a way to express myselfcrearly... now, lets see:
I have no idea what to say about it 🙁 I mean, the book is not bad AT ALL!, it's just that I hated so much Sirius dying... I just can't get over it! and i finished the book 4 days ago! Everytime I think about it I keep thinking there's something wrong 😕
I've also read other versions of #5, I kept hoping this would turn out to be one of them, and so I ended up here trying to figure this out and saddly it turns out HE is actually dead 🙁 !
I guess I'll have to get over it someday 😖.

Well anyways: to the point.
Stop talking about a dead body missing and the avada kadabra being green or not! HE'S DEAD! Bellabitch (oops, was that a typo?) shot him with some stunning spell (red), it hit him and made him fell backwards into the veil. For those of you who havent...

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Part 2
...For those of you who havent notice: the place was called "The Death Chamber" as in: where the ministry would KILL people. Its been sayd by Lupin AND Dumbledore, I mean, he is GONE! And it will be dirispecfull to the memory of a great, brave wizard to want him to come back as a ghots (I'm not judging Harry, just those of you who've talking about it). Now, I'm not saying he'll not be coming back in the future as a part of someone's memories or something, but, back-to-life? don't think so... sad though.

Harry and Luna???!!! whats that about? I don't even remember who mentioned first (nor care to do so), but I have to say thats one of the crazyest ideas so far. She's WEIRD, Harry would not get invloved in a romance with anyone weird like that (besides, she doesn't sound pretty at all); I do rekon they'll stablish so wierd kind of friendship though.

Cho: Dramaqueen? yeah! for sure. Though I don't think she ws USING Harry for anythig. She DID like...

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Part 3
...She DID like him, and maybe even still does (remember her bloshing on the train as she passed by?). He was kindda insensitive we most admit (not blaming though, he's got TOO much to deal with but...), there just diferent (not meant to be together). I did expect more of them... too bad, like someone already sayd: She seems VERY HOT! 😉 But don't get your hopes up, remember JKR let us know he's over it.

Now Ginny: Thats another story. I'm not saying I WANT them to get together, I'm just looking at the facts. She used to be shy around him b/c she liked him right? Good I dont know if you noticed (people seem to be missing out on alot of details!), but at the end, when they were in Mrs. Pomfry's wing, she met eyes with him, and looked away... There's only ONE good reason why JKR would bother to mention something like that: she's trying to let us know (in a subtle way) that Ginny likes Harry again!

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Part 4
Ginny:
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Another thing: someone says they'll fightint over the seeker's spot. Don't you people read? You guys pay no atention to detail whatsoever!? She clearly sayd she would rather be a chaser, and that she would try that next year once Angelina and the other(s) were gone.

Hermione and Harry? don't think so at all. Whether you people like or not, wheter Harry would end up as the "third wheil" or whatever, JKR has taken the time to stablish the jelowcy bethen Ron and Hermione. They dig each other. He hated Viktor for taking her to the dance, and she very upset over him asking her at the last minute, but not in her usual way of "well that's just not right" but really hurt. So she CAN'T like Harry cus Ron DOES like her for sure and JKR would not stablish a ridiculos love triangle, I mean, this is not a teen soap opera! What do you think all that fighting all the time was about? (betwin Ron and Hermione I mean).

Twins: They just HAVE to appear...

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Part 5 (I think)
...Twins: They just HAVE to appear again (and somewhat often I may add). I rekon (more like hope as in "that'll be kinda cool"😉 they'll become members of the order and be really good at it! They're just the coolest. That final goodbye was just the greatest! I've loved Peeves after that too!!!

Porf. Mc Gon: She's just super!!!! I mean, her willingness to stand up for Dumbledore, Hagrid and Harry... thats just great!!! "...you'll become an auror even if it's the last thing I do..." - "...it'll not be by himself!" - "...what are you doing to Hagrid!?" - and my personal favorite: "...it uncrews the other way!" (I rekon Peeves was shoked)

Hagrid: OMG!!!! I can't wait to see the movies a see him fight off 6 people on his own!!!!! That's my Hagrid! Can't wait to see him giving hell to some deatheaters. And standing up to the centaurs was pretty cool too!

Dumbledore!!!!! OMG! OMG! I mean, the way...

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Part 6
...I mean, the way he got out of that office! Did you see that!? The way the death eaters ran for it when he came in? Voldmort? He just CAN'T die any soon.
I do regret he didn't like i dont know, do something... I'm sure he could have saved Sirius 🙁
I did cry though when he shred a tear... felt kinda sorry. Yet was kinda mad at him for not telling Harry anything. That would have avoid it lots of saddness. He did apologize though.
Got to love Dumbledore!

Umbridge: I wont coment on her since I don’t want to be kicked out from the forum for swering and cursing and son for. I did enjoy Harrys DADA’s OWL and Rons “clipcloping” noise a the hospital that made her stand up...!

Porf. Flitwick! I just loved how all the profesors gave Umbridge hell in any way they could.

Snape: well... hard to say... I still dispice the little f***, yet I couldn’t help but to feel sorry for him. James and Sirius DID...

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Part 7
...James and Sirius DID go bananas on the guy. Not very happy childhood eather. I do kinda trust him a litle more now (with all that fake Veritaserus and stuf), but hum... theres just something that doesn’t convince me once and for all. Dumbledore trust him though. We’ll see.

Malfoy: Well both of them: that just went swell. Loved the outcome on that. My spectations on further encouters betwin the two of then are huge!

Got to love muddy!
Got to love and re-love Lupin! Now more than ever... 🙁 I wept for him when he had to tell Harry than Sirius was dead and he almost started crying him self... Got to feel sorry for poor Remus: now his TWO best friends have died in the line of duty againts Voldy... I do rekon Harry and him getting a lot closer...

Vold and Bellatrix? Dont know, dont care! Dont wanna know anything to do with eather of them. Thats their own digusting bussiness.

Neville: I loved him in this book! The poor thing...

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