You know you watch too much Matrix when...

You start using movie quotes (morpheus's especially) in every day life.

"Do you really think that is air you are breathing??? Hmm."

you know you watch too much matrix when you think you are in the real world and stick a needle in the back of yer head

L😂L

u know u watch 2 much matrix when ur friends say they have dae ja voo (sp) n u start funning round shouting..they have changed sumthing!!

Originally posted by Ikobe
Your point, punk? *clickies her Desert Eagle in her shexi Agent fashion*

~AI

😂 🤣

you attemt to run aup a wall, but all you achieve is a broken hip and a concussion

lol

u know u watch 2 much matrix when u start eating food that looks like 'a whole bowl of snot'

creamed rice n water usually does the trick

what i was hungry!!! 😮

Yeah, that food is so creamed rice on tap.

~AI

you know you watch too much matrix... i'll just leave it at that.

Originally posted by Korri
u know u watch 2 much matrix when u start eating food that looks like 'a whole bowl of snot'

creamed rice n water usually does the trick

what i was hungry!!! 😮

😐 lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😂

ill eat anything me

😂

on the matrix website, it said somewhere that after the actors ate the bowl of snot most of them were sick

awwwww thats a wee shame 🙁

Originally posted by Alias Neo
on the matrix website, it said somewhere that after the actors ate the bowl of snot most of them were sick

sick??????? hahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaha
hahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaahaha
ahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!! loooool lol lol lol 😂 😂 😂

haha sorry 😮

You know you've watched too much Matrix when you're on the Eifel(sp) Tower and you jump because you thought you jump to the next building.

if you jump fro the eifel tower you could land on an other building but would go spat as soon as you hit the roof

you know you watch too much matrix when you try to stop bullets by putting your hand at them. but dont do that you might end up dead.

Don't do ANY of this stuff or you might end up dead!

Originally posted by XxMaStAxKiLlAxX
you know you watch too much matrix when you try to stop bullets by putting your hand at them. but dont do that you might end up dead.

well.. 🙂 I do that.. but..with paintball's 🙂 😮

that hurts 😂