You know you watch too much Matrix when...

I havn't seen any of theese around, and I think they are funny! What do you think? I guess you can also re-word it as: You know you play too much Enter the Matrix when..., but since this is a general Matrix forum, lets leave it general.

You know you watch/play too much Matrix when:

You are terrified by every lawyer you see dressed in a black overcoat with sunglasses (a hearing-aid maybe?), but you are totally unafraid of full SWAT teams with guns ready to shoot your head off 🙂

😎 WHAT DO YOU SAY??? 😎

You know know you watch the matrix to much when you believe you can fly or take anyone dressed in a nice suit

Or how about:

You know you watch too much Matrix when you provoke fist fights and try to dodge blows by leaning backward, eventually falling on your back!

Or maybe: You try to impress someone in school by running on the walls.

Keep them coming!!!
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-- you answer the phone, "operator."

-- you open up a packet of tylenol cold & sinus and your heart sinks when the pill is orange.

-- you've ever stared at a spoon for more than a minute.

Wow, two replies. WE HAVE AN ENTHUSIASTIC BUNCH HERE!! Keep them coming! Unlike the rest of the threads here, this has the potential to be funny. Come on! Loosen up! Post everything you have!
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You know you watch too much matrix when you follow a single person around telling them to believe and telling them they must die before they realise Hehe

On other forums, threads like this have been much longer. I'll keep posting like this to keep it on the top of the list so people will click it. KEEP 'EM COMING!!!
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you know you watch too much matrix when you start posting threads about how you know you watch too much matrix

How is that true? I thought this board needed some humor, hence I made a topic that has potential to give some people with a positive attitude a laugh. There is no way that I "watch too much Matrix." Like I said, this thread exists for humerous reasons, not to start flaming each other about how obssessive one may be. Honestly...

But then again, posts like chica16's are funny and appreciated. Lol. The world is an ironic place, is it not?
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i was just kidding i coudlnt think of anything good

You know you watch too much Matrix when instead of using ur real name u use ur internet handle name and get mad whenever someone calls u by ur real name, MY NAME IS VICIOUS!

Heh! You know you watch to much matrix , when you go in your backyard and make a silly movement of your hands , bow your head look to see if the ground ripples , then say to your self " this isnt real i can fly". then try and fly away. Bah long but you get the picture. heres another one.

You know you watched to much matrix when you take a job at a computer buisness , and constantly order cell phones and wait for that black man to call.

You know you watch too much Matrix when your wife screams 'stand up, leave the sofa and your beers and do the washing-up' and you answers 'The spoons, the forks, the knives and the plates do not exit honey ....'

Good ones!
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You know you watch too much Matrix when you begin to think that The Wachowski brothers are too clever and that there are real philosophical points in the movie.

You know you watch to much Matrix when you use quotes from the movies to help prove your point on every day events.

For Example: You have 2 friends that are dating. Your advice to them(to help keep them from rushing the relationship) is "You do not truly know someone until you fight them."

You know you watch too much Matrix when a friend annoys you and you break your leg attempting to round around the walls and jump off, to only run up one wall...slip...then come crashing down to earth

Here's one that we joke about in the office...
There's one lady here that it seems EVERYTIME she goes to the restroom, the toilet paper has run out. (She brings the empty rolls back into the office to prove it! 😄 ) After awhile, we stopped trying to come up with an explanation, and have come to the conclusion that it's a glitch in the Matirix that's causing it to happen repeatedly. (Kinda like the "Deja Vu" from the 1st movie, except with toilet paper instead of a cat) Go to the restroom....roll is empty, put new roll on....next time in restroom...ROLL IS EMPTY AGAIN....DEJA VU! So, there's my answer...

You know you watch too much Matrix when you blame the constantly empty toilet paper roll in the restroom, on a glitch in the Matrix! 😆

Originally posted by Tomkat
Here's one that we joke about in the office...
There's one lady here that it seems EVERYTIME she goes to the restroom, the toilet paper has run out. (She brings the empty rolls back into the office to prove it! 😄 ) After awhile, we stopped trying to come up with an explanation, and have come to the conclusion that it's a glitch in the Matirix that's causing it to happen repeatedly. (Kinda like the "Deja Vu" from the 1st movie, except with toilet paper instead of a cat) Go to the restroom....roll is empty, put new roll on....next time in restroom...ROLL IS EMPTY AGAIN....DEJA VU! So, there's your answer...

You know you watch too much Matrix when you blame the constantly empty toilet paper roll in the restroom, on a glitch in the Matrix! 😆

😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣

LOL! Great!
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