You know you watch too much Matrix when...

You know you watch too much Matrix when you try to create training programs like the ones in the movie on your computer.

You know you watch too much Matrix when you see a police officer and you try to beat him up.

.................................................... THE WHITE RABBIT!!! AFTER
HIM!!!!!!!! 🐰

Hm... you obviously watch too much Matrix if you've been watching the Matrix too much.

~AI

does watching it almost everyday count as watching it too much? 😮

Lol, yes. 😛

These topics are getting rather tiresome now... we need new blood, new undiscovered questions and theories, I mean, c'mon, the Matrix... will have more connections than we will ever imagine (quoting the damn creators there!) - personally I'm getting bored of topics being repeated over and over... c'mon people, interest me!

~AI

you know you watch too much matrix when u try stopping bullets by putting out ur hand 😂 although im still a huge matrix fan

You know you watch to much matrix when, you see a broken mirror so you watch it all day to see if it fixs itself.

You get dreadlocks, cover your self in whote paint. shoot your self in the arm and try and turn into a ghost and then back to normal to see if the wound is gone.

You keep on opening and shutting doors expecting to eventually find the long white hallway full of doors.

you try to fly away from a fight of a whole lot of people

you go to every hardware store asking if the "keymaker" works there

you jump out a twenty story building window hoping neo will catch you

You get dreadlocks, cover your self in whote paint. shoot your self in the arm and try and turn into a ghost and then back to normal to see if the wound is gone.

you cause a 30 car pile up on the highway but manage to escape without a scratch

im gonna dress up for halloween..get toy guns and everything 😄

you know you watch too much matrix when you begin shooting at anyone with a suit and ear piece on 😊

u know u watch 2 much matrix when u try to run on a wall while trying to dodge bullets .........
but dont do that, youll end up with a corpse with bullet holes and broken bones

hey silver tears.. 💃 💃 💃 💃 bananasz.. for bubbles.. 😉

You no you watch to much matrix when u
a) make lots of cakes to see if you can discover the orgasm cake recipe,
b) stare at your matrix screensaver 4 hours tryin to work out the code for blonde, brunette and brad pitt,
c) become a key maker,
d) take up dentistry in the hope that when u get unplugged you can stop the everwidening gap in morphous teath,
e)try vacumming peoples belly buttons to see if anything exept theur kidneys cum out.
f) eat only the red and blue jelly beans. 🙄 🤨 🤨 🙄

hey some of these r really funny 😂

Originally posted by MCElite
You no you watch to much matrix when u
a) make lots of cakes to see if you can discover the orgasm cake recipe,
b) stare at your matrix screensaver 4 hours tryin to work out the code for blonde, brunette and brad pitt,
c) become a key maker,
d) take up dentistry in the hope that when u get unplugged you can stop the everwidening gap in morphous teath,
e)try vacumming peoples belly buttons to see if anything exept theur kidneys cum out.
f) eat only the red and blue jelly beans. 🙄 🤨 🤨 🙄

wow those are great 😂 good work!!

sorry that was supposed to be only eat the red jelly beans in case the blue ones keep u trapped in the matrix.....

when u start quoting the movie every other phrase u say...when u hit escape on ur comp just to see if"knock knock..." comes on...when u wear dark glasses and a long blk coat on a hot summer's day...when u start looking for codes in everything u see....when u swing urself on a rail from a roof top saying"I believe!"....I'll think of more! This is fun! 😂

Yeah, this is fun!

You know you watch too much Matrix when you've seen both movies more than ten times...

not exactly funny...

I'm thinking though.