Religion?

Started by Darth Daft4 pages

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I only like pasta if it has chicken in it. And I ain't even had that before, so it shows how much I like chicken.

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DD, do you have feathers ?

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No, but when I read that for some reason I had a vision of a Sith Lord with black and white feathers on his head instead of hairs. Hmmmm. I'm going crazy. 🤣

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THAT'S IT !!!!! The next sith Lord will be Darth Perdue !!😛

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What's Perdue? Is it a bird?

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Frank Perdue is the head of big chicken processing empire (EMPIRE...) over here. He has commercials about how good his chickens are raised before they are..you know..made into chicken parts. Anyway, he says they are fed superior grains and even cookies. He is small and bald with a little hooked nose all which makes him look like a chicken.

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hmmm..I didn't know that chickens ate cookies...

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Me neither, but at least I'm getting some fibre when I eat all that meat.

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Well, Frank says his chickens eat cookies. And I almost forgot, he says he takes them for bus rides. Hey, DD ya know what happens when you get too much fiber in your diet ?

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I'm guessing something along the lines of diarrhoea.

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Where do you live Gundark? We never have chicken commercials. The only comemrcials are for BMW, VW, and are other main industry, beer. Heineken!

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Obviously, DD you are well aquainted with that condition. I left you a major chicken message under "hello again".

I'm from Pennsylvania, UBH. Frank even had pictures of his chickens in buses in his commercial. Honest.

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Thanx Gundark I read your post.

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Could sacrafice the chicken I suppose. 😈

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Sick...he could co something like that sacrafice scene in Apocalypse Now...have all his employees dancing around bashing chickens....

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwe!!!!!

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Thats really realistic when they chop that cow in half isn't it?

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I think Dimmy is barfing up her McDonalds chicken McGristle sandwich.

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Well my religion is to have none. I feel man cant be free under influence off a religion. I`ve seen to many bad things in my life to belive there is a Higher beeing who looks over us.
Christians, beefing, Jews,Buddhists,Hindus etc, I really don't care for me its a lot of ....
I've seen by the postings that some of you are religious so
I won`t go into the dept of it. I`ll only ending up offending someone's beliefs. I`m in no position to tell people their beliefs are wrong nor are they in a position to tell me I`m wrong.
A little background on Norway, 93% are Lutheran protestants, we are members of a state governed church which are loosing members by the minute. The reason is very simple:
They still think we live in the dark ages. They have very little respect for people with a different opinion or lifestyle. Well when I was born I was automatically a member of the statechurch because I didn't say otherwise.
Me and my girlfriend are due to have a baby in February, so I have to notify the church to say the baby shall not be a member, otherwise he/she will be. Im against christening the baby in the church, I just want to give it a name without the interferance of the church. My girlfriends grandparents, and my sister are against me. So its going to be a nice encounter when that time arrives.

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Go ahead. Offend us. You seem to hold a grudge against anything religious. You better let it all out, I don't mind. Maybe it's a good thing to test yourself if you yourself are totally free from judging other people. If you are not, then you may comment on believers.. maybe.

I don't think religious people shoudl judge anyone, but I do think there is a certain responsibility to at least give suggestions for an alternate behaviour. It has been known that people do things that hurt themselves and others. If there is any care for each I feel we are obligated to warn people for danger. If there's an avalanche coming down one of the Norse hills, you'd appreciate me warning you. If I'd feel there might be a major BBQ in your afterlife, should't I warn you about that as well. You might respond by saying that you don't believe in an afterlife, but what should I do if you'd say you don't believe in avalanches?

Just a thought.

queeq abides

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Well avalanches are the real thing, its a fact
Afterlife.. hmmm not in my belifs.
Avalanches can be avoided by beeing carefull or pay attention to the weather.
Afterlife is for belivers, which Im not.
I really dont get your drift by comparing avalanches with an afterlife. One is a fact the other is just speculation.
And for the BBQ, what a laugh. Didn`t you know hell isn`t a place beyond earth. Hell is on earth.