That's It! Ive had enough and I'm leaving for good

No, I just hate your cat queeq.

I am not sexist, racist, homophobic or xenophobic but I DO HATE CATS!!!

What about lions and tigers and bears, oh my ?

Lions and tigers and bears, O my! Lions and tigers and bears, O my! Lions and tigers and bears, O my!

*starts singing* We're off to see the wiz... ahem.

Oh RC, but you are a queeqist. 😉

queeq out

queeq, don't ever let your wife read the forum or you will loose any hope of ever converting her. We're all quite mad, you know. 😛

Am I any different when I came here? And she still loves me.... aaawwwwwwweee.

queeq out

*gathers up her cats and her fish and Linus and hides in the closet*

*queeq loads a round in the barrel of his rifle and starts the hunt*

Come out, come out, wherever you are. Monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey. Look what queeqie brought you....

queeq out

I have a puppy called Monty and he poops right at the end of the garden, usually almost right in the same spot, so there's a patch of grass covered in Monty poodoo all the time. Thought I'd share that with you all.

My cats would love to go outside...but I can't let them. There's a huge female cat in the back that would kick their butts..
*squeezes Linus close to her and whispers* shhhhhhh..

*taps barrel of the top on the door of the closet*

I know you're in there. I have six little friends and they all run faster than you do.

Oh, DD, that's the most interesting account of animal psychology I've heard in a long time, a long time. Kind of nice really. At least you know how NOT to step into the poodoo. Well trained. Congrats.

queeq out

Lions, Tigers and Bears Oh My. You got that on a T-Shirt??? I only ask cos I saw it on a t-sirt and WDW.

Don't mind any of them, you know where you are if a lion, tiger or bear is sitting on your chest.

It's OK queeq, I know you're dutch now so that explains everything 😂 🤣 😂

Actually I think it's from the Wizard of Oz...

*puts down her fish and picks up a bat*
*yells*
COME AND GET ME DUTCH BOY!!

Linus escaped death this time ,but not for long. We left hamburger soaking in bleach and put it out for Linus under the neighbors bushes. Yet since Linus only leaves his warm home to defecate everywhere he didn't find the meat before the ravens and magpies did.🙁 Four birds dead in the past 3 days, lets hope Dim doesn't love them to...

Xiz...quit killing innocent animals...

Not bad for a spoof topic, 32 replys and counting.

Sorry Dim, I'm married. Maybe Xizor is willing to oblige. 😂

queeq out

Here, kitty kitty kitty...RC has a tender vittle for ya.

He he, OK so this is Silly! Just get rid of the cats. Cat pie anyone, tastes just like chicken. 😂

Did I hear chicken?

Oh Darth Daft!!!

queeq out

No, it's definately Cat, it just tastes like chicken. (If chickens were made of cat that is. 😂 )