That's It! Ive had enough and I'm leaving for good

As long as it tastes like chicken, I'm sure DD won't mind.

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Could be worse, I watched a travel show the other day where the presenter was given a local delicacy to try. Oven roasted rat! I don't wanna go in the oven!

Don't ever go to Belgium, RC. They eat rats as a delicacy there. Well, that is, you can get it at certain Belgian restaurants. Stay clear though, better safe than sorry.

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I used to be in the scouts when I was in my teens and I cooked and ate a rat during a survial camp. I can't really compare it to any other meat, but it didn't taste too bad. But while I gutted it, boy was there a stench!

btw, I hope you guys don't get any funny ideas about me just coz I've ate a rat before. It was for survival ya know....😂

You mean besides the ideas about you that we already had? 😉 😂

😂 That was funny Dim 😂

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*bows*
You really shouldn't encourage me. 😛

Yes I should. Come on, let us hear another one. 😂

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DD, don't you know everything tastes like chicken...goat, wild boar, rattlesnake, emu, gungan...😂

Jawa 😱

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No, nothing and I mean NOTHING tastes as good as chicken. Not even Jawa, although it's pretty close I must admit.

How do you prepare a Jawa?..do you bread and fry it like calamari and then eat their little arms and legs with marinara sauce?

Bah, just washing, skin it and gut it. Stick an onion it it's bum and roast for 37 hours, basting occationally.

Hmmmmm...I can hardly wait for lunch.

I've heard that boiled Hutt arse tastes nice. Anyone tried it before?

Nope. Only deep fried and roasted. I never eat boiled meat, you lose all the flavour....errr.... maybe that's the general idea of boiling Hutt arse....hmmmm..... it would explain a lot...

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Ok, I admit, Hutt ain't that tasty, but trust me, it gives you big muscles. I wouldn't be such a powerful Sith Lord if it weren't for my daily dose of Hutt meat.

So, does the powerful Sith Lord have a Hutt hunting ground, or does he import it? Is there a Pizza Hutt, McHutts or Kentucky Fried Hutt? And does a real Sith Lord need muscle at all?

Lose the black robe and show the world that you really are a chicken. 😂

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I've heard that the slime makes a nice honey glaze....

It does. But it also tempts you in eating something that may not be as tasty as it looks. I prefer to use honey for that.

*gets out honey jar*

Oh, Darth Daaa-haaaaaft!

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