That's It! Ive had enough and I'm leaving for good

Started by Dim7 pages

Hmmmm, just remember...Honey and feathers don't mix..

I'll pluck him first. Are you coming to dinner tomorrow, Dim? We're having chicken. Oh, I forgot, you don't like chciken. you can have the honey then, Dimmy the Pooh.

queeq out

Having Hutt slime as a chicken glaze is not a good idea if you ask me. It forms a skin if you leave it too long to dry. Wookie spit is much better if you want a glaze or paste, as it stays wet for a much longer time.

You people are sick! ๐Ÿ˜˜

Just give me some honey...I don't care who or what it's on..

*starts writing grocery list*

One gallon of... wookiee spit.
Two chicken
A jar of honey

That ought to do it.

queeq out

while you're there, queeq, pick up an air freshner...this monkey poodoo in here is getting a little foul. ๐Ÿ˜‚

I hope he added a pooper scooper to that list...Stupid Linus...

That's just another reason NOT to like cats

But I was talking about the monkey! ๐Ÿ˜‚

Monkey see, monkey do poodoo...I believe I've lost my mind. ๐Ÿ˜›

Hmmmm, I must not forget a bucket of water. I must test this theory on Gundy...

queeq out

Hmmmm..now where's that book of spells...I need eye of newt and wing of bat....and with a wave of my lightsaber, queeq is now a cat !!!!

Meeoooww meeeoowww meeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooow (transl. I'll be meowing all night at your doorstep for that!)

meoow meow

*picks up the cat queeq and hugs him tight*

I'm going to call you Ginger...and you can live with me!...

And at last Dim and queeq finally reveal their secret love affair to the world.

Can I be Maid of Honour at the wedding? Any excuse to get into a dress! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

Meow? Meeeeeoooooooww meeeow! (transl. Dress? I knew it!!!!)

(To Dim๐Ÿ™‚ Purrrrrr purrrrrrr. Meow? Meow meow meeowww!!!(transl: Why Ginger? And please don't neutur me!!!)

Meow meeow

Because you have red hair..and the nuetering...well, it's for your own good...You don't like those girl cats anyway do you? ๐Ÿ˜‰

RC..You can wear a dress..but you have to shave your legs. ๐Ÿ˜‚

RC is shaving his legs for this? What have I done ?!!!!!Now I've got to change queeq into something different. Hmmm...how about (Gundark waves magic wand stolen from dead Ewok) a CHICKEN !!!!! ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚

Then deals off...I'm not marrying a chicken..๐Ÿ˜‚ besides, he's already got a wife..and I'm not into the sister-wife thing.