Bienvenue, mes amies!

rien? doen't that mean laugh? it is laugh? or does it also mean funny?

rien is nothing
rire is laughing
and
funny is amusant

rien means nothing

laugh = rire

😖

*lays down on floor*

my french is so.... so... ((this is for you yerss))... so PANTS!

😂
c'était pantalons! 😄

hapy child...

merveilleux (sp?)

🤨 ???

humphf!

*lays on floor again*

c'est un peu froid non?

its carpeted....

an heating is on... un peu chaud, mon ami...

👆
tu pense à tout 😉

'you find that all'? is confuuuuuuused....

*lays down on floor*

"you think of everything"

*continues laying on floor*

yerssle can you translate this for me

Nom de Dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperies de connards d'enculés de ta mère

cos its what the merovingian says in the matrix, and we're trying to work t out