Wisdom- quotes and sayings

Got any wise quotes from great people?or maybe some sayings of your own?

"You might think that the favorite plant of the porcupine is the cactus, but it's thinking like that that has almost ruined this country."

If it wasn't for the gutter my mind would be homeless

😂 If it wasn't for the gutter I would be homeless!

lol Live fast, die young and leave a beautiful corpse!

Make sure you keep on dreaming, cos with out dreams you dont have anything to aim for in life!

Kes - I'll certainly leave a corpse behind but beautiful?

Being alive is the opposite of being dead (Lily Caneças)

Reality is for those who cant hack drugs! 😑

If you're robbing a bank, and your pants suddenly fall down, I think it's okay to laugh, and to let the hostages laugh too, because come on, life is funny.

Reality is nothing but an illusion created by man.

Man is nothing but an illusion created by unconscious thought.

When the age of the Vikings came to a close, they must have sensed it. Probably, they gathered together one evening, slapped each other on the back and said, "Hey, good job."

Oh Finti is gonna love that one 😛

Those who desire to give up freedom in order to gain security, will not have, nor do they deserve, either one.
Benjamin Franklin

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.
Benjamin Franklin

Beware Of The Patriot Act!!!

Freedom is a state of mind. If your mind remains unbroken then you can never be held truely captive.

Men build too many walls and not enough bridges
Sir Isaac Newton

Wisdom doesn't automatically come with old age. Nothing does - except wrinkles. It's true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
Abigail Van Buren

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"Present day statesmen are making the biggest blunder of the age if they believe that there can be any peace without equity and justice to all
mankind. Any attempt at disarmament when half the world oppresses the other half is but a farce, because the oppressed will make their oppressors get armed sooner or later."
Marcus Garvey: On the topic of World Disarmament.

Don't eat yellow snow.

Never make fun of a monkey with an open cage. Because you may find yourself wearing a new shade of brown....