Wisdom- quotes and sayings

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Amen to that! 😄

Dad's wisdom after shopping with mom at super Walmart

"You know, they say married men live longer, but they use up all that time looking for their wives"

Dad's wisdom when I say I'm pissed off

"Well, it's better to be pissed off then pissed on." 🐰

All men are animals, some just make better pets.

Life doesn't have a point. Life *is* the point

How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he is lost?

"Never have I seen a word as accurate as politics. Poly meaning many, and tic being a blood-sucking thing."

"I won't insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said" - William Buckley, Jr.

"The more I know about men the more I like dogs." - Gloria Allred

"Heaven is where the police are British, the cooks are French, the engineers are German, the administrators are Swiss and the lovers are Italian. Hell is where the police are German, the cooks are British, the engineers are Italian, the administrators are French and the lovers are Swiss"

If you cannot change your mind, are you sure you have one?

ok, i think thats enough for you to be getting on with... but i have more! LOTS more!

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. – Herm Albright

If con is the opposite of pro, is congress the opposite of progress?

YES!!!

congress is DEFINTELY the opposite progress that's why this country is going to hell in a handbasket

😂

Quotable quotes... bring 'em on.

"On a long enough timeline the survival rate for everything drops to zero."

"Give me a reason to smile, I'll give you a reason to cry. Give me a reason to live, I'll give you a reason to die."

"It's only after we've lost everything that we are free to do anything."

"Razors pain you, rivers are damp. Acid stains you and drugs cause cramps. Guns arent lawful, nooses give, gas smells awful, you might as well live."

"Everyone who lives will someday die and die alone."

"I want to be remembered as the girl who always smiled... the girl who always brightened someone's day. Even if I could not brighten my own."

"Why cant they realize my strength? How much it's taken to make so little of myself..."

"They turn skeletons into goddesses and expect us to learn how not to need."

"Self injury is a sign of distress, not madness. We should be congratulated for finding a way to survive."

"I know what it's like to want to die... how it hurts to smile. How you try to fit in but you cant. How you hurt yourself on the outside to kill the thing on the inside."

"Tell me you dont take that blade, drag it across your skin and pray for the courage to press down."

"I'm sorry if I hurt you, please dont think that this was easy."

"The three grand essentials to life are something to do, someone to love, and something to hope for."

"You live for others and dont get why you are never satisfied."

"When you're hurt, it's natural to cry. It's part of the healing process. But if I've learned one thing about heartache it's that you cant heal forever. Dry your tears, pick yourself up and carry on. Love is out there waiting for you, go out and find it."

"Best friend means I pulled the trigger, best friend means you get what you deserve."

"Our father's were our models for god, if our fathers bailed what does that tell you about god? Listen to me, you have to consider the possibility that god does not like you. He never wanted you, in all probabilty he hates you. This is not the worst that can happen. We dont need him. Fu.ck damnation, man, fu.ck redemption. We are god's unwanted children with no special place or attention? So be it. Now, you can go to the sink and run water over your hand and make it worse or you can use vinegar to neutralize the burn. But first, you have to give up... You have to know, not fear, KNOW that someday you're gunna die. Until you know that you will be useless. Congratulations. You're one step closer to hitting bottom."

Your turn. post your favorite quotes.

"Eat shit."

There's ten miles between "Should" and "Is..."

Welcome death without seeking it... then you can fear nothing....