Write another story

hehehe! And once you have found this...erm...thing with stripes..., you must teach it latin and send it on a journey of teaching others to do backflips whilst talking latin

Laura scratched her greasy head and farted.
"sorry" she giggled
"latin? where do i go to find this thing? and what is more, who the hell are you?"
she sat down at the breakfast table, apparently having forgotten that a monkey was eating trees in her hallway and that she had just asked it a question, and farted again
"yeuch, that was a wet one"

no...your vulgarizing my, kozzy's, schitzo's, and nazgul's works (mc mike helped too i think) if your going to do another wacky story, make sure that there are many cameo appearances...thats what made the original funny. DO IT!

Anyways, laura decided to indulge the monkey thing. she walked out of the house when she saw a funny looking guy. "hey babay" he said. she looked in fright. Austin Powers and the shagmobile was in front of her house. She ran back in and hid behind the monkey. "help me..." she said quietly, shaking back and forth.

"I have an idea!" monkey man says. "have some milk..."

"Dont mind if i do!!" said laura and she ran back into the house opened the fridge and gulped dwn the several litres f milk that had apperaed the day before. Laura frated once more and she laughed. Then she really needed to do a wee wee so she ran to the bathroom but when she git there..........

....a hoard of strip-dancing wild turkeys are parading around her bathroom! They see her and .....

run away for some odd reason.

Then all of a sudden, the Price is Right host walked into the bathroom. He said to her....

"Little bunny foo-foo, walkin' thu the forest, pickin' up all the field mice, and boppin' em on the head!" Down came the good fairy and she said...

"My bottom is sore may i have some moisturiser?" Then John joe came along and.....

and magically conjured up a two headed pink elephant wearing a batman outfit who asked "may i borrow sugar?"

...ate the good fairy. Her spirit rose from his stomach and started...

to quote shakespeare.

oops 😮 sorry, disregard that.

Laura then ran into the field behind her house and sang "The hills are alive with the sound of potatoes!!!" The a guy called greg came along with a gun and said get off my property you little spoon!" Laura ran and ran until........

.........she tripped over and fell into a barrel full of poisonous.....

she stopped running cuz she ran out of breath. Then came along Toucan Sam who was saying "they're me lucky charms...they're grrrrrrrreeat!"

The tony the tiger came along and said "Gimme back my line you piece of banana!!!!" then the fairy appered and said.......

"Tickle me toes, love!" Then she ran away because Oscar the grouch was after her.

the big bird flew in and threw him back to sesame street. Once oscar was gone he said laura "I have advice for you for the dangerous journey you must make, be careful of the .........

..."aarrrggghhh!" the bird writhed in pain and agony. It cackled one last phrase to Laura as if in a message to avenge her death...

... "I can't... believe... it's not butter! ..." *cackles and falls dead*

"Nooooooooooo! Now I have to...