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Gloria Gaynor!Laura gets the sudden urge to scream-"i will survive!"
Knowing santa is after her(she saw him previously, and he told her that he was willing to pay for sex), she jumps from the rooftop yelling-"Yay! I will finally be joined with my mums, half-cousins, once-removed aunties, dogs previous ownerss',2nd cousins's dads' dead kangoaroo! She falls to the ground but whilst in the air, sparks up her last spliff and says"dude, im high as a pie!"
She is about to hit the ground but lands on...

A banana...as it shoots up her arse, it peels itself as it is shot through her mouth and lands in the hand of the giant japanese monkey...he takes one look at the banana in one hand, and the eucalyptus tree in the other hand and...

sticks them up his nostrils whilst yellin "im gay and happy!"

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Laura...standing in disbelief of this giant monkey with a tree and a banana up his nose...simply turns and slowly walks away from the giant gay beast.

just add on to the story.......

once upon a time there was a phycopath named dorothy........

Dorothy had a thing for dead animals..........

Dorthy hated shoe laces. the end

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Dammit! What's with you and dots!?

i slayed buffy

ok on this thread i start a story... and then everyone else tells more and more. the part you add on has to be at least two sentences! 😄

Once upon a time, there was a goat who wanted to fly. One day he was walking along and he saw a...

Guy with wings on his helmet. The guy picked the goat up and took off of the ground. Looking down, the goat could see lots of...

Flying Monkeys who waved and ate bannanas when all of a sudden...

a gun shot the goat 😈 and then he shot......

An agent, but the agent dodged the bullet. Then the flying guy roasted a goat over a tarp in a hotel room and...

ate it. then he got sick and puked but...

gave the remains to some hungry sharks but acendently...........

stole a piece of bread at the same time and met robin hood who..