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"Arrange a funeral!! Why does all this bad stuff happen to me!?" Laura decided to get some sleep so she booked into a five star hotel on her dads credit card. After a refreshing nap laura went to the hotel lobby and discovered........

a tuba in the couch!

As she sat, she again farted and giggled.
"Sorry about that", but then realized that the sound was just from sitting on the tuba...as she pulled it out of the couch, she noticed it was filled with...

oysters. "What the...

.......freakin hell?"
she looked up and saw will smith striding thru the doors of the hotel.
"play that tuba for me funky chicken!"
then he started to slide and bounce and walk and nod his head as laura played the tuba.
suddenly superman flew down from the rafters and began to get jiggy with will, but will was havin none of this!
he pulled out a huge piece of kryptonite and held it in superman's face, "eat rock, super dude!!!"
but superman just smiled evilly, pulled off his face and became.....

your mom! and told you to get up to your bedroom and bring....

lube! Because it's not really her mom, it's MICHAEL JACKSON!

😂
michel jackson reveals it is yes he/she. he requests a large piao filled with dieing cockroaches to help protect him self from the raging...

hormones that are surging through his body. whether they are female or male hormones it is unsure....

...but all of the sudden Micael POPS! Now what?

the shreads of his formor body...

hold a tea party.

At the tea party they all play with their beloved barbies and teddy bears. The teddy bears can talk to each other, they start a conversation, unhearable to the human ear.
bear 1: ugh! why'd we have to get stuck with him??
barbie 1: you mean she?
bear 2:whatever they both...

suddenly the teddy bears/barbies get in a fight, but then the nutcracker comes by and does something...i dont know what that something was but it did something.

cracks a nut!

FART!

😂 it cracks a nut silencing the entire group in their fight and sending them to go and kill the mass of michal jackson, rapidly returning to its original form!!

and the original form is.....jessica simpson!! bum bum BUM!!!! and she goes to the group "no, baby please! dont!" but...

a two headed pink elephant wearing a batman suit stampeded after, roaring uncontrollably and saying something along the lines of "i need sugar...im out of sugar!"

then the pink elephant took off itz batman suit, chugged down a load of sugar and turned back into laura (who is, after all, the heroine of this story). laura clombed onto the roof of the building that just appeared from nowhere and saw......