Forum Fanatic Tavern

helps by peeing on fire and puts it out then falls into it

There not flamable damnit!! ** poors gasoline on hand** NOW THEY ARE!! Move ova' silver i need the fire place!

lol u would burn the house down and my drubken ass would still be on the floor! 🙁

id drag u out but im not that strong soo..... yea ud still be on the floor sorry

i would burn with that house that would be the way i wanted to die......burning its just a sample of were i would go

wooo guys dont be all sleeping on me now i cant handle *hickup* being drunk i need some assistance getting home or i can drive into a tree or house 🙂

*walks into the tavern*

How come there are a bunch of Mike Myers' fans in here? And which Mike Myers? 😛

i thought i was the only one in hear that likes mike well anyways i think we or i am talking about the michael myers from the Halloween series and how do i sign out onto my other name

ah nvm this feels much better but im out of da club for 2-night gotta go night night

Mike is kinda creepy...

And I was playin around, I knew which Mike we were talkin about. 😛

haha ok u should of by my sig 😛

i loved the matrix revolutions great movie bad ending

*Walks in*

Morning everyone!

*walks in after car crash with broken arm and tries to wave hello to you too*

hey peeps!!!!!!!!!! jeez i didn't come here for 2 days and it seems like i've missed so much

*bump*

*Comes in waving sword madly*
All your Vodka are belong to me!

I said: GIMME ALL DA VODKA... NOW!!!

Uh... you can have mine...

*takes out pistol* NO!!! MY VODKA!!!