Originally posted by GroundedAgain hey peeps!!!!!!!!!! jeez i didn't come here for 2 days and it seems like i've missed so much
tell me about it i hadnt been here for about 2 weeks
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drunk_nazgulobscure
I've been missing all weekend. Eh... where's my ale? You know, it isn't that easy to see through this hood...
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GambitEVOFan1**RayRay**
**lights fire and throws couch in it** Mmmm FIRE!!! 😱
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drunk_nazgulobscure
NOOOO! ❌ No no no!
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GambitEVOFan1**RayRay**
**starts to crawl into the fire**
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drunk_nazgulobscure
*calls the police*
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GambitEVOFan1**RayRay**
**sits in fire and meditates** Ooooommmmme Ooooommmmeee......
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drunk_nazgulobscure
😱 OMG... can I try?
Well, I would if I wasn't a Naz...
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GambitEVOFan1**RayRay**
Sure u can try but u might be flamable!
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drunk_nazgulobscure
Yeah, Aragorn already tried and I got my biscuits burned.
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GambitEVOFan1**RayRay**
Oh right i remember that part now, sorry dude but im afraid its just to risky for nazguls to meditate over a raging fire
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drunk_nazgulobscure
✅ Yup. But I bet you can't meditate over a raging... ale?
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GambitEVOFan1**RayRay**
** gets hed stuck in chimney** HELLLLLP!!
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drunk_nazgulobscure
*redails police number*
Hang on... they have a beep...
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GambitEVOFan1**RayRay**
😆 those bastards cant they see my head is stuck in the chimney! i bet there on the phone with one of those 1-800 numbers
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drunk_nazgulobscure
Lol...
Hey, here's a good idea... let go of all that vodka and maybe you'll slip outta the chimney... 😈
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GambitEVOFan1**RayRay**
**trys** nope not working! go on the roof and pour some grease down the chimney, maybe my head will just slip out then **cant see but hands nagul jar of gasoline**