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ello ppl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i go ta job corps and we have a basketball team and i get ta play and we jus won by forty points

Okay!

*pours gasoline down chimney*
*GE's head bursts into flames*

Yay! *grabs vodka*

MY VODKA! *takes out pistol*

AHHH!!FORGET THE DAMN POLICE SOME ONE CALL THE FIRE STATION!

umm...okay..whats the number for the firestation?

i'm a doctor

Uh... Ehhhh... Emmm...

*glances at numbers*

How do you call both at once? Can ya three-way?
Whatever, you ain't gettin' my vodka no way.
*calls firestation*

are they here yet?

dude hurry it up my head really hurts **sits at bar and orders a drink, takes sip** well at least i got my head outa that damn chimney ** head still aflame**

Yup, and GE is saved. She might need Grounded's assistance.

🙁 my eyelashes fell out!

dats me!!!!!!!!!11

** sits on floor glueing eyelashes back on**

HEY ALL,
wow i havent posted here before but i come in and look,
but all i see is flaming heads, koo!
*Drinks*

OMG!!! That was so funny! Her eyelashes fell out, and Grounded said "Dat's me!"

Hahahahahaha! ROTFLMAO

*examines pistol* Is this thing even loaded?

hi tptman

No, that pistol's not loaded. I ate the bullets, and used some for fuel in GE's fire.

oh, that explains a lot...

Oh, really?

*takes out pistol*

MORE VODKA FOR ME!