funny quotes

post things like this:

seraph:but first i must apolagise
neo:for what?
seraph:for this,(FARTS LOUDLY) 😆

agent... you??..
smith 1-- yes me!.. me me me...
smith 2.. mee too 😉

in m1

morpheus:if ya take red pill.....
if ya take the blue pill.....
neo:and the yellow pill?
morpheus:thats a jellybean for you being a good boy

Neo: Oh my god - you're Trinity - the Trinity?
Trinity: You seem surprised.
Neo: Well, it's just... Jesus, I always thought you were a guy.
Trinity: You're right there.
Neo: What?
Trinity: Uh... *does something sexy*

~AI

Twin 1: We are getting aggrivated...
Twin 2: Yes we--wait, I'm not aggrivated!!
Twin 1: Yes you are!
Twin 2: No, I'm NOT! I want my teddy bear!!
Twin 1: You can't have your teddy bear! We're aggrivated remember?
Twin 2: "We're" Not aggrivated! I'M the one driving, YOU'RE the one goofin off!
Twin 1: At least I'm not lazy!
Twin 2: Who said anything about lazy! I was the one who got you through that door!
Twin 1: Oh shut up 2!
Twin 2: NO!
*twin fight*

...yes its stupid i know..lol 😛

Originally posted by LilMimister006
Twin 1: We are getting aggrivated...
Twin 2: Yes we--wait, I'm not aggrivated!!
Twin 1: Yes you are!
Twin 2: No, I'm NOT! I want my teddy bear!!
Twin 1: You can't have your teddy bear! We're aggrivated remember?
Twin 2: "We're" Not aggrivated! I'M the one driving, YOU'RE the one goofin off!
Twin 1: At least I'm not lazy!
Twin 2: Who said anything about lazy! I was the one who got you through that door!
Twin 1: Oh shut up 2!
Twin 2: NO!
*twin fight*

...yes its stupid i know..lol 😛

😂

ur quite taken by the twins arent u lilmimster 🙂

Originally posted by Korri
ur quite taken by the twins arent u lilmimster 🙂

lol Juuuuuuuuuuuuuust a Little!!! 😮 🙄 😂

lol i thought so 😂 ur as obsessed with them as i am with keanu

😂

🙂

Morpheus: He is .... The One

Anakin: NO! (draws and ignites saber) I'M the One!

Luke: NO! (draws and ignites saber) Thats not true! Thats IMPOSSIBLE!

Smith 1-100: (draws Desert Eagle .50 caliber hand cannon ) Search your databases. You know this to be true!

Everyone: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Trinity: Touch me and that penis will never touch anything again!

the end

p.s. Oh Ikobe, that picture has been bothering me ever since I looked at it. WHat tha hell is it supposed to be? I just can't tell, and it's been irking me ever since.

twin 1:can we move along?
twin 2:yes, i can,i'm going to the pub see ya!
twin 1:you can do that to me,theres free beer tonight!

Originally posted by LilMimister006
Twin 1: We are getting aggrivated...
Twin 2: Yes we--wait, I'm not aggrivated!!
Twin 1: Yes you are!
Twin 2: No, I'm NOT! I want my teddy bear!!
Twin 1: You can't have your teddy bear! We're aggrivated remember?
Twin 2: "We're" Not aggrivated! I'M the one driving, YOU'RE the one goofin off!
Twin 1: At least I'm not lazy!
Twin 2: Who said anything about lazy! I was the one who got you through that door!
Twin 1: Oh shut up 2!
Twin 2: NO!
*twin fight*

...yes its stupid i know..lol 😛

(in dojo)

*neo breathes hard after fight*

*morpheus farts loudly*
morpheus:whats the matter?
Neo: they're too smelly
Morph: you think that my being stronger has anything to do with my farts in this world?
*farts loudly*
Morph: you think that's air you're breathing now?

we are getting obsessed. yes we are

hahah yeah just a tad 😂

cool thread 🙂

Originally posted by shinta
we are getting obsessed
yes we are

hahahahaha lol 😂

Agent Smith: you do quite a lot of interesting things yourself mr.anderson. you work for a technology company. you work on the computer everyday. and you take the garbage for you old lady.

Trinity: touch me and that hand will never touch anything again
2nd person: *touches anyway*