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Hey, speak a language stupid people like me can understand!!! Like english...

Originally posted by General Kaliero
Hey, speak a language stupid people like me can understand!!! Like english...

you scare me 馃槓

Originally posted by General Kaliero
Hey, speak a language stupid people like me can understand!!! Like english...

See?...I told u someone would get pissed!!!! And I'd appreciate it if u wouldn't call us stupid!!?.....Just bcuz we know and speak another language well, it does not mean we are of lesser intelligence than u!!!! Perhaps it just means that u r ignorant and have issues w ppl who speak in Spanish...I'll have u know, it's proven scientifically that, the more languages u know, the more brain capacity u exercise....stimulating ur intelligence!!!!!

oraaleeeeee!馃槓.. bien diicho!! jajajaja..
oie pero segun yo dijo..qe ablaromos un idioma qe personas como
ellos pudieran entender qe no?? tal ves te ekivokaste
y ya le dijiste asta lo qe no!!! jajaajajajajajajajajaja

Originally posted by gabimr2
oraaleeeeee!馃槓.. bien diicho!! jajajaja..
oie pero segun yo dijo..qe ablaromos un idioma qe personas como
ellos pudieran entender qe no?? tal ves te ekivokaste
y ya le dijiste asta lo qe no!!! jajaajajajajajajajajaja

Si es asi...que me importa...I don't like ppl making smart ass comments bcuz u speak different...馃槈 Whether he was saying if we or he was stupid or not, I really couldn't care less...The remark was made in an unfriendly manner!!!馃槃 馃槢

Originally posted by Verity
Si es asi...que me importa...I don't like ppl making smart ass comments bcuz u speak different...馃槈 Whether he was saying if we or he was stupid or not, I really couldn't care less...The remark was made in an unfriendly manner!!!馃槃 馃槢

hahahahaha qe reveldee! =p .. jajaja poor guy!! you scare him!!
hahahaha.. oie tienes 30??馃槓

Sip!!! The big three O...馃槃 Que vieja no??? Eso debes de estar diciendo 馃槀

hahahaha wow you guys got WAY off the subject

Smith: Mr. Anderson take out your land lady's garbage!

Neo: No

Smith馃槃o it before I kills you!

Neo: You and what army.

Smith: My friggin army!

Neo: Yeah but what if I fail...

Smith: You won't

Neo- how do you know

Smith- we can see da footure

neo-lies

smith-now about that garbage

neo-why

smith-because

neo-i am the one

smith-yeah maybe you are, but take out your land lady's god damn garbage!

neo-i cant do that

smith-WHY?!

neo-because its a friend of mine

smith-what is its name

neo-trinity

smith-the trinity

neo-yeah i thought she was a guy

smith-so did i

neo-but she is

smith-no way

neo-yeah,it sucks

smith-so can you put your garbage/trinity/boyfriend away?

neo-no

smith-WHY WHATS YOUR PROBLEM

neo-i don't have the strength to shove it

smith-but your the one

neo-your wrong

smith-no im not!

neo-yes you are

smith no im not

neo-bread on fire

smith-what

neo-bread is on FIRE!!!!!! 馃槺

smith: NO WAY! The garbage has attacked us!

neo-Trinity, but why I thought after I screwed you good we would be friends...

garbage/trin-YOU LOSE SUCKER!

smith-dude you got used by garbage

neo-NOOOOOOO! This is'nt real...

garbage/trin-yeah and neither is your wang

Neo: 馃槙

ummm verity read thoroughly b4 u start using ur big boy voice.....general said he was stupid not u...damn some pple r stupid......

Architect: u r part of a systamatic anomaly ergo...visa vis....concordedly
Neo: Huh?!?

Originally posted by Verity
Sip!!! The big three O...馃槃 Que vieja no??? Eso debes de estar diciendo 馃槀

hahahahahaa well.. 馃槷 my mama es casi de tu edad o_O hahahaa
iam young 馃槆 iam just 13 馃槢

Originally posted by unibrow
ummm verity read thoroughly b4 u start using ur big boy voice.....general said he was stupid not u...damn some pple r stupid......

I wouldn't b using a 'big boy' voice' as u put it...since I am NOT a BOY!!....But u can call me big GIRL if u wish!!! 馃槃 Secondly...if U read properly, u would also see that I was not just suggesting General was calling US stupid...I admitted to perhaps have misunderstood that...but I ALSO said that it doesn't matter if he was calling us stupid or not...the comment was made in an unfriendly manner, bcuz General is uncomfortable w the fact that we spoke in Spanish!!!! And in the future, I'd appreciate it if u can allow General to defend him/herself on his/her own (since I don't know General's sex orientation...and don't wish to...), and not "butt' in to someone elses conversation!!! And now u r allowing urSELF to call ME stupid...I haven't misunderstood that, have I?? Stick to the script!!!! And now ladies and gentleman...since I have finished that little incident, let's turn bk to the original subject!!!!

Originally posted by unibrow
ummm verity read thoroughly b4 u start using ur big boy voice.....general said he was stupid not u...

YEAH!!! I was calling meself stoopid! And refer to me as Dak, or Kaliero.

Originally posted by General Kaliero
YEAH!!! I was calling meself stoopid! And refer to me as Dak, or Kaliero.

Dak, or whatever ur name is....I apologize if I misunderstood u!!! But ur comment came off as someone who was upset at the fact that we were speaking in spanish....and we meant no harm by doing that!! Merely just being friendly to eachother......Some ppl have issues w ppl who speak a different language, and I wanted to make sure I wasn't coming across one of "those" ppl. I even suggested to Gabi that we should stop, bcuz I figured someone sooner or later would get pissed!!! U can even go bk and check my comments on that...if it matters so much to u...If not, then we'll just leave it at that!!! I don't want to turn this experience into something unpleasant...So if it's ok w u ....we can go bk to where we were...?

It don't matter! ^_^ No apology needed.

I don't have any issues with it. I just started feelin outta the loop and felt like sayin' so.

West: Then we request a ship be dispatched to ascertain the fate of the One.
Lock: I wish that were possible, councillor, but I do not believe our defense can suffer the loss of another ship.
West: It will, commander, if it must.
Lock: It could take a single ship days to find the Nebuchadnezzar.
Dillard: Then send 2.
Lock: This is insane.
Hamann: Careful, commander. (turns to West) Send 3.
Lock: Forgive my frustration, councillors, but I wish I were able to comprehend the council's choice in this matter.
West: Comprehension is not a requisite of cooperation. Send 4.
Lock: If you are asking me to order 4 of my captains...
Dillard: There's no need for such an order, the captains are present, they can answer for themselves. The council is calling for any volunteers to aid the Nebuchadnezzar. Are there some among you that would answer such a call?
Everyone: Sir, yes sir!
(Lock slaps hand over his face)

Not a quote, but a situation:

The two semis crash head on, and everything goes bullet time. Morph and the KM are hurled forward over the fiery explosion.

Neo flies up from behind to grab them.

And misses.

Then he runs into the camera.

i wish i cud speak spanish....... un deux trois..... opps thats french innit??
are you guys spanish or just really good at learning launguages...?

I think the Merovinigain is really funny...he had me in stiches 馃槀

Originally posted by MCElite
i wish i cud speak spanish....... un deux trois..... opps thats french innit??
are you guys spanish or just really good at learning launguages...?

mmm well.. I speak spanish 馃槢