funny quotes

Keymaker: It is a very special key, only ment for the one. will you bring it to him?
Ghost: What does it unlock?
Keymaker: The furture, and plus it unlocks that toliet behind you. please move i need to go to the toliet.

Originally posted by GABRIEL05
Morpheus: He is .... The One

Anakin: NO! (draws and ignites saber) I'M the One!

Luke: NO! (draws and ignites saber) Thats not true! Thats IMPOSSIBLE!

Smith 1-100: (draws Desert Eagle .50 caliber hand cannon ) Search your databases. You know this to be true!

Everyone: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Trinity: Touch me and that penis will never touch anything again!

the end

p.s. Oh Ikobe, that picture has been bothering me ever since I looked at it. WHat tha hell is it supposed to be? I just can't tell, and it's been irking me ever since.

Agent Brown: Only Human
Trinity: Dodge this
(bang, agent brown dodges it, shoot Neo then points guns at trinity)
Trinity: Crap!

morpheus: you are the one
some guy: wat are you talking bout?????
morpheus: whoops wrong guy moving on . . .

lol

Smith: The ring must be destroyed... one of you must do this
Neo: what?
Smith: You are the ONE Neo, the one 'one' to rule them all
Neo: ok?

Hm... how about an all-singing, all-dancing cat-themed Matrix musical? There's Skimblesmith the Agent Cat, Grizoracle, Mr. Mistoffeneo, Old Morphoronomy... Bomballutrina... Onegojerry and Rumpletwozer 😉

~AI

Oh, and my signature image is an anthro-dog agent thing... bugger off to my gallery and look for a picture called 'Not An Agent Yet' or something to that similarity.

Originally posted by Alias Neo
Agent Brown: Only Human
Trinity: Dodge this
(bang, agent brown dodges it, shoot Neo then points guns at trinity)
Trinity: Crap!

No 🙁 thats not funny

hahaha..but.. trinity died..

oh but Neo cannot die i will not let that be the case 🙁

chill man these are just funny stuff from our imagination that will not be real

The line between imagination and reality is blurred with Korri. Sadly, not in the way that produced top-quality artists like Dane/Luve. Just in a freaky way that requires a good slap *yawns*.

~AI

Originally posted by masterofmatrix
chill man these are just funny stuff from our imagination that will not be real

yeah i know im just adding some drama 😆

take that korri Shake her down take that korri slap 'er 'round
💃 💃 💃 💃

🙁 wots that all abt?

Niobe: If we fail, Neo fails.
Ghost: Good, that means I get Trinity...

Originally posted by Captain REX
Niobe: If we fail, Neo fails.
Ghost: Good, that means I get Trinity...

😂

Neo: What do you want Smith
SMith: Still using the wrong muscle Mr. Anderson
Neo: That's not what your mama said last night Bytch!!!

TRINITY: The Oracle said that I would fall in Love with that one man, that man who is the one, So you so Neo you are the one because I love you, you hear me I love you.
NEO: So if I get up, we can do it later.. Okay
(After this Neo stops bullets and wins the day.)