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Gotta get me Nan one of those!
Yeah, 100% Black Ass is alright. I think you should rent 100% ***** Ass. That's way better.
Last night I used my Fistula as a defense weapon. I was walking back to my apartment late after a long night of reading to orphans. I pass by an alleyway and 2 hoodlums bum rush me. one guy holds me and the the other pulls out a knife and says "gimme your money!!" and that's when my instincts kicked in. I whip out my Fistula and do a round house ***** slap with it that knocks his ass out cold. the other hoodlum's so terrified he takes off running. I scream out "don't mess with the fist of justice!!"
Originally posted by Father Bruce
Yeah, 100% Black Ass is alright. I think you should rent 100% ***** Ass. That's way better.Last night I used my Fistula as a defense weapon. I was walking back to my apartment late after a long night of reading to orphans. I pass by an alleyway and 2 hoodlums bum rush me. one guy holds me and the the other pulls out a knife and says "gimme your money!!" and that's when my instincts kicked in. I whip out my Fistula and do a round house ***** slap with it that knocks his ass out cold. the other hoodlum's so terrified he takes off running. I scream out "don't mess with the fist of justice!!"
yo whats a hoodlum, is that slang for afiranca amerian??
Originally posted by ilovebacon
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You need to find Ho Train. That's a good one. you know that thing where chefs kiss their finger tips when they talk about good food? well, i do the same thing with good porno.
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I heard they're making T5 a prequel. It'll be about the war in 2020 when John Connor sends Kyle Reese back in time to save his mother.
I'm a Hollywood insider so I know these things, I even have some of the script. Here's a sneak peek of T5, exclusively on this forum!
John Connor: Reese, I need you to go back in time to 1984 and make sure this chick, Sarah Connor doesn't get whacked by a cyborg from the future. Also, if you find the time, get her knocked up.
Reese: No prob, JC!
End scene.