what's the best Terminator 1 2 or 3

Originally posted by Father Bruce
I heard they're making T5 a prequel. It'll be about the war in 2020 when John Connor sends Kyle Reese back in time to save his mother.
I'm a Hollywood insider so I know these things, I even have some of the script. Here's a sneak peek of T5, exclusively on this forum!

John Connor: Reese, I need you to go back in time to 1984 and make sure this chick, Sarah Connor doesn't get whacked by a cyborg from the future. Also, if you find the time, get her knocked up.

Reese: No prob, JC!

End scene.

yo my moom said jc is jesis crist. u think jesis will be in t4 cuz i dont relaly liek jesis i saw his movie and hes like a big pussey

Originally posted by Father Bruce
Ho ho! If you're excited about T5 wait till T6 comes out. It's got black chicks in it.
In fact it'll be called T6, Nothing but Black Chicks. They made it rhyme on purpose even though it's got some Filipino babes in there.

yo u know once u go blak u never go abak, i luv black chicks man they r so easy but they r kind or fat tho. blakc chicks rule, amirite!!

Well, I've been there and back. I may be the first man to do so. In fact, I wrote a book about it. It's titled To Black and Back. It chronicles my life in my late 30s. Back then I'd tell you I'd take my women like how I take my coffee, Strong, Black and Proud. To this day, I still have craving for the brown sugar.

I'm also a brown sugar addict. My wife hates it but I tell her even white boys got to shout. Whenever I see that big brown booty walking down the street I go coo coo for coa coa puffs. Sometimes I ask a buddy to join in cuz that ass is too much for one man to handle.

Originally posted by Welshy
I'm also a brown sugar addict. My wife hates it but I tell her even white boys got to shout. Whenever I see that big brown booty walking down the street I go coo coo for coa coa puffs. Sometimes I ask a buddy to join in cuz that ass is too much for one man to handle.

yo everyboyd post ur black chick pics!! lets get some dark choclate up in this moofo!

t2. t3 was garbage

Catch the chocolate kiss dust.

You peeps make me sick! Those chocolate brownies are disgusting, waaaay to light skinned for my taste. I want the dark chocolate, like Wesley Snipes chocolate, like this babe right here. I get wood everytime I look at her.

T6: Rise of Dildonics

The Fistula and Miles Driver become aware. Chocolate Kiss Dust comes from the future to warn Miles about it. She then informs him they have to conceive 14 children to form an army to fight the impending war against Dildonics. However, she fails to inform him that she is actually one of his great-great-great-grandchildren. This relationship and the fact that Chocolate Kiss Dust is half-bionic forms Wesley Snipe-like super hot, nympho, ebony babes.

Miles D admires his newest Fistula, scheduled to hit the market in a few days. With his retirement only a 1 week away, nothing could possibly go wrong.

Hey Jennelle, what's wrong with Wolfie, I hear him barking.

Wolfie's just fine dear, Wolfie's just fine. Where are you?

Your foster parents are dead.

Don't drink from the carton.

Why do you kids always glorify movie violence? There is nothing glorious about movie violence.

Drink milk too.

loook what you made me do, you made me spill me coffee. there's nothing glamorous about spilt coffee.

The 2 is the best, that evil Terminator is so cool, one of the best villains ever.

Originally posted by Count Makashi
The 2 is the best, that evil Terminator is so cool, one of the best villains ever.

I agree. But I think if Fox Mulder had played the role, it would have been the best movie ever.

Ahhh...Dear Jake Winters.....

Duchovny originally was signed on to play the T-1000, but everytime they'd shoot a scene he'd just point to his crotch and yell "Deeez Nutts!!!"

I would have preferred Mulder as well to Robert Patrick. Speaking of Patrick, Patrick Stewart would make a pretty kick ass Terminator as well. He'd be the aged father figure Terminator. Smokes a pipe and builds those ships in bottles in his office.

DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZ

Jackie - 1000!