what's the best Terminator 1 2 or 3

John, I have a confession to make. Your father is not Kyle Reese. Your real father is the Beast and he lives in the sewer. I made up all that father from the future crap to shield you from the shame that is our love.

Originally posted by Welshy
John, I have a confession to make. Your father is not Kyle Reese. Your real father is the Beast and he lives in the sewer. I made up all that father from the future crap to shield you from the shame that is our love.

yo is that kenny g, cuz my mom says kenny g got long hair. she alwayz playin his flute muisc and im like turn that shit off. anyway looks liek that dude needs to shaev or some shit cuz he is 1 hairy mofo. his ho is lookin mad hott am i rite?? what her name cuz im googel her ass

Originally posted by ilovebacon
who teh hell is jtt, theres only 1 jt and thats justin tinberlaake. thats my boy rite there, hes mad smoth with the ladies. o snap, hes bringin sexy back yeah.

lets start a pettition to get justin in t4 cuz i would fukin watch that shit like 3 times at the movies yo. whos with me!!

timberlaek ftw!!!

As an authority on this area, I have to say you are both right. There is only one JT and that is Justin Timberlake. I remember his young writhing times in the backstreet boys. Ah, what a fine group of young lads, always together, always dancing together, thrusting together.....

And there is also only one JTT, Jonathan Taylor Thomas. Of the tool man's 3 children, or "kids a tois" he is definitely the best. And if he had starred side by side John Connor, T2 would have instantly turned into the best movie ever.

I liked the idea of John having a sex change and Kate being a lesbian.

I often refer to T1 as Tone for short. it sounds cooler and nobody hates Tone Loc.

Workin' all week 9 to 5 for my money
So when the weekend comes I go get live with the honey
Rollin' down the street I saw this girl and she was pumpin'
I winked my eye she got into the ride went to a club was jumpin'
Introduce myself as Loc she said "You're a liar"
I said "I got it goin' on baby doll and I'm on fire"
Took her to the hotel she said "You're the king"
I said "Be my queen if you know what I mean and let us do the wild thing

I think T4 should be centered around miles dyson. His rags-to-riches story. Born into a family of 15 with a deadbeat abusive dad, his only escape is through cybertronics, advanced AI and dildonics. His first robot does nothing but swing a sock full of dimes.

His screen time in T2 was too limited.

T2!

Originally posted by barand1
I liked the idea of John having a sex change and Kate being a lesbian.

yo whos a lesbiaan i heard lesbians liek to do it with women. i like todo the bithces. i wish my gf woudl elt em get in her panties cuz hse got like d cups yo.wor d nigga.

CyberDildonics??

skanky lesbos rule.

Terminator 4: The CyberDildonics

I'm liking the sound of these CyberDildonics. Not in a pervy way of course.

Originally posted by barand1
Terminator 4: The CyberDildonics

I'm liking the sound of these CyberDildonics. Not in a pervy way of course.

yo wher can i get 1 cyberdildos, i tryd ggogle but didnt fidn shit, hep a brotha out

check out DysonDildonics.com. that's the name of his company.

Miles Dyson, founder of DysonDildonics.

Here he is testing out one of his latest products. "can't hold onto it much longer!"

On DysonDildonics.com, my favorite is the Miles-Driver. Midnight-black with chrome handle bars and one big red eye.

Armageddon has arrived.

t2!

Oh yeah. DysonDildonics.com. I've been to that site.

My favorite's the one shaped like a big robotic fist. They call it "The Fistula" and it takes 2 stout men to operate it.

Originally posted by Father Bruce
Oh yeah. DysonDildonics.com. I've been to that site.

My favorite's the one shaped like a big robotic fist. They call it "The Fistula" and it takes 2 stout men to operate it.

yo i think my intenet is fuked up cuz i cant get to that ist.e can anyone hep me out and price the fisotula out for me, i might get that for me gf for vday. kthx

I bought a used Fistula on Amazon.com a few years ago. I'd say it's totally worth it, whatever the price. It's my workhorse, my bread and butter.

It's only when I want a little icing I bust out my Miles-Driver.

I remember saving my pocket money and getting my mum a Fistula a while back. I think that was the reason for my parent's divorce.

Originally posted by Father Bruce
I bought a used Fistula on Amazon.com a few years ago. I'd say it's totally worth it, whatever the price. It's my workhorse, my bread and butter.

It's only when I want a little icing I bust out my Miles-Driver.

yo wtf aint u a dude, why u use dildonisc. were can i get a fake tx vag cuz that bithc was hot in t3 sometimes i gotta get my groov on u kjnow what i mean

Originally posted by barand1
I remember saving my pocket money and getting my mum a Fistula a while back. I think that was the reason for my parent's divorce.

yo u baught ur mom a dildo, u are 1 sick mofo. so u got ne pics of ur mom using teh dildo??

Originally posted by barand1
I remember saving my pocket money and getting my mum a Fistula a while back. I think that was the reason for my parent's divorce.

WTF? Your mom told me she didn't have one! I just wasted my money buying one for her.

The Fistula, the power of the tomorrow, today.

I guess she hasn't as she has worn it out, but I wouldn't mind having it.

The Fistula - No Pain, No Gain.