Fortunately/Unfortunately

Fortunately I am smart and I always know what is going on

unfortunately u got hit in the head and u cant remember being smart

Fortunately I heal quite quickly 😉

unfortunatley you are a robot and you will never experience true love. 🙁

fortunately theres a new chip for robots to make them feel true love

Unfortunately I have expierenced true love and it sucked 🙁

fortunately u can look at angel and feel better

Unfortunately I dont find him that attractive

fortunaatly true love also swallows.

fortunately there r pictures of other people to look at

soz

Unfortunately even though I swallow my true love didnt stay ❌

fortunately theres plenty of fish in the sea

Unfortunately I will never love another fish as much as that one ❌

fortunately 1 day u will forget him

Unfortunately I don't believe I will............

*wacks linds on the head with a baseball bat*
fortunately u had an "accident" and have memory loss

Unfortunately I have super powers that cause me to remember everything

fortunatley he wanted a trophy, not a smart catch like you.

unfortunately sum people dont like buffy (didnt no wot to say o.O )